Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2007

You don't enjoy around the holidays?

2007-11-30 07:17:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My dryer buzzer just went off and I almost jumped out of my chair. lol :oD

2007-11-30 07:17:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to
the place where they first met.
Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I
met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner
behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with
a grin.
"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you
one from behind."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man
sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to
himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners
at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two
pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her
knickers and lifts up her dress.
The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the
little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40
minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old
man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be
described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is
a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they
collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything
that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not
from his own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to
know his secret. If only I could screw like that now, let alone in 50
years' time!"
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed
themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.
He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like
that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you screw
like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that f*cking fence wasn't
electrified."

2007-11-30 07:15:41 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

So anyways, this elf named Grumpy had to make a sick call, saying that he's got a cold. They found me sneaking a look at the presents a month in advance and have decided to put me in Grumpy's office, collecting the usual letters kids write to Santa. Little do they know about who's handling their notes.

(man, this desk is a tight fit!)

2007-11-30 07:15:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 07:15:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who do you think is funnier?

2007-11-30 07:15:02 · 14 answers · asked by Lisa B 4 in Polls & Surveys

Sorry if my phonetics ability is lacking, but I think you know the two pronunciations I mean.

Which is your way?
Choice 1) Nu-coo-lur
Choice 2) Nu-cle-ur

Thanks!

2007-11-30 07:14:45 · 8 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

Just in one of those moods, very emo and such =]

Need reminding of the good in the world, any suggestions. Best answer for I guess the song I click with the most, or most interesting I guess, lol.

2007-11-30 07:14:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

I sure would have loved to have gone, but gotta work. Have a great time, if you go!

2007-11-30 07:14:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how long does it take for you to get them from the time the question was asked??

mine takes 15 minutes =(

2007-11-30 07:14:06 · 15 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7 in Polls & Surveys

???????
:-)

(What? What would you love to get your paws on right now?)

2007-11-30 07:13:59 · 36 answers · asked by Snake Eyes 6 in Polls & Surveys

dont cha?

2007-11-30 07:12:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 07:11:54 · 25 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son.



"You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut; and we'll talk about the car." The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.



After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut."



The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair."



To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"

2007-11-30 07:10:50 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 07:10:45 · 14 answers · asked by ♥ £ðx¥ Ðå痢 ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 07:10:31 · 2 answers · asked by EnRhage 7 in Polls & Surveys

ok i would like someone to talk to because im very bored if you are signed on to your IM (or like QUEEN or anything awesome like that) would you please answer my question!!!??? thanks and uhh thanks i guess

2007-11-30 07:09:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day,
the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother
what the hair between her legs was.
She responded, "It's my wash cloth."
Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on
his mother again. While she was in the hospital, the doctor had shaved
her pubic hair.
The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?"
The mother responded, "I lost it."
The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's
washcloth.
A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and screaming, "I found
your washcloth."
The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with
the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?"
The boy answered, "The maid has it! She is washing daddy's face with
it."

2007-11-30 07:08:52 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

When I get naked, and can't stop laughing when it's wooded?

2007-11-30 07:08:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 07:07:53 · 26 answers · asked by Lover of Blue 7 in Polls & Surveys

She said she wants a 'double entendre'!

Shall I give her one?

2007-11-30 07:07:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

"Welcome to America, now speak English or LEAVE"

what do you think about that?

2007-11-30 07:07:15 · 36 answers · asked by *KiM* 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 07:05:35 · 11 answers · asked by Ha'ole Boy! 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 07:05:26 · 26 answers · asked by Cause an Uproar 7 in Polls & Surveys

It is Thanksgiving Day and a family is preparing dinner awaiting the
arrival of the children's grandparents. Thomas, who is four is running
around looking for is new pair of grey socks. He ventures up to the
washroom where his mother is putting makeup on. Not realizing the boy
is there she yells "sh*t" when she accidently gets makeup in her eyes.
Never hearing the word before, the boy asks her, "Mommie, what does
sh*t mean?"
The mother quickly replies, "Sh*t is just another word for makeup
dear."
Thomas then asks his mom if she knows where his socks are and she
tells him to go downstairs and ask his father.
The boy's father is stuffing the turkey when he cuts his finger by
mistake. He says "f*ck." The boy asks him if he's seen his socks and
the father tells him to go look in his sister's room. Before the boy
leaves he asks his father what f*ck means and the father says "stuff".
"Like stuffing a turkey."
The boy goes to his sister's room and finally finds his socks in the
bedroom and puts them on just as the doorbell rings. Thomas runs down
the stairs and opens the door. He greets his grandparents by saying
"Hello grandma and grandpa, mommie is upstairs putting sh*t on her
face and daddy is in the kitchen f*cking the turkey..."

2007-11-30 07:04:42 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't, other than the one that just barked in my ear. (wow, dizzy...)

2007-11-30 07:03:23 · 94 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 07:02:37 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

SOmething I never mastered. Sure tried, but got tired of the hard landings. hahahahahaha

2007-11-30 07:02:30 · 13 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

on a man?

2007-11-30 07:01:25 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 07:01:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys