Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to
the place where they first met.
Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I
met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner
behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with
a grin.
"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you
one from behind."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man
sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to
himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners
at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two
pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her
knickers and lifts up her dress.
The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the
little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40
minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old
man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be
described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is
a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they
collapse and don't move for an hour.
Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything
that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not
from his own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to
know his secret. If only I could screw like that now, let alone in 50
years' time!"
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed
themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.
He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like
that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you screw
like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that f*cking fence wasn't
electrified."
2007-11-30 07:15:41 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao.. now that was fantastic... star for you..
2007-11-30 07:53:51 · answer #1 · answered by little star 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe fantastic LOL
oldie but a goodie
another STAR for that belly laugh
2007-11-30 07:30:43 · answer #2 · answered by steven m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 12:40:57 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh heh, I've heard this one before, but I think it was supposed to be a policeman who followed them in the version I heard before.
2007-11-30 07:35:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY funny.
Sounds better than V*ag*a. IMHO
2007-11-30 08:18:34 · answer #5 · answered by Jonathan4U 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg - that is hilarious - thats going to all my mates lol definatly
2007-11-30 07:30:35 · answer #6 · answered by Unseelie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, hilarious hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-11-30 10:46:48 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats well funny haha
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2007-11-30 07:20:19 · answer #8 · answered by »-(¯`v´¯)-» Petal »-(¯`v´¯)-» 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a shocking experience
starred
2007-11-30 12:24:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! this is hilarious star for u!
2007-11-30 08:24:53 · answer #10 · answered by KIko86 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. And just where is this fence?????
2007-11-30 09:12:59 · answer #11 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋