There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day,
the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother
what the hair between her legs was.
She responded, "It's my wash cloth."
Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on
his mother again. While she was in the hospital, the doctor had shaved
her pubic hair.
The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?"
The mother responded, "I lost it."
The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's
washcloth.
A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and screaming, "I found
your washcloth."
The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with
the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?"
The boy answered, "The maid has it! She is washing daddy's face with
it."
2007-11-30 07:08:52 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh dear funny one star4u
2007-11-30 07:20:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 11:45:30 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooooh, naughty daddy
2007-11-30 09:45:18 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a political story: Bill and Hillary, or?
2007-11-30 07:22:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the poor mum
still funny
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2007-11-30 07:14:36 · answer #5 · answered by »-(¯`v´¯)-» Petal »-(¯`v´¯)-» 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops, caught out there
starred
2007-11-30 12:27:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super funny! lol.
2007-11-30 12:05:06 · answer #7 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, loved it hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-11-30 10:49:20 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhh lmfao
2007-11-30 07:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by little star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was outrageously funny! LMAO!!!
2007-11-30 07:16:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋