A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son.
"You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut; and we'll talk about the car." The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut."
The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair."
To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"
2007-11-30 07:10:50 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL! That made me laugh! Thanks for the laugh! I gave ya your star too!!
2007-11-30 08:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by AUNT BIGGEST CARL EDWARDS FAN 99 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Muy inquista. Very funny dude. Star worthy.
2007-11-30 07:16:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Niiice
2007-11-30 07:15:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA! Yes, that was a funny one. Yes, I will give a star.
2007-11-30 07:16:33 · answer #4 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked where it was going except that you could have said "did you also notice that neither has been proven to exist"
I gave you a star anyway
2007-11-30 07:17:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I love it, I love it, I love it.....Very amusing and funny and true. I need more of this. Thank you. (It's a deal. You get a star from me.)
2007-11-30 07:16:40 · answer #6 · answered by gorgeous gm 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, cute and clean.
I really liked it!
Too bad we can't give TWO *! I'll have to settle on giving you one.
:-)
Thanks for the smile: I needed it!
2007-12-01 16:18:43 · answer #7 · answered by Motitad 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha. i didn't get it at first lol. This is exactly what my dad would say lol. A star for you =)
2007-11-30 11:09:47 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Yes, this made me laugh out loud!!
2007-11-30 07:16:57 · answer #9 · answered by captivated* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha... sounds like the kind of thing my dad would say to me!
2007-11-30 07:15:22 · answer #10 · answered by Kat* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Cute! Yes, you may have a star (among other things...)
2007-11-30 07:14:49 · answer #11 · answered by Sweet Cheeks 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋