Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2007

I do.

2007-11-30 07:45:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which is your favorite?

2007-11-30 07:43:46 · 26 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

why or why not?

2007-11-30 07:43:23 · 20 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

just heard that he is holding 2 hostages in the head quarters of Hilary's campaign office ,waiting to talk to her......what are your thoughts

2007-11-30 07:42:44 · 3 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

My wonderful girlfriend & I had been dating for a year, so we decided 2 get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. She wore very tight miniskirts, & was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, & I always got more than a nice view. One day her "little" sister called & asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, & she said she had feelings & desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, & if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned & made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Then my future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

2007-11-30 07:42:27 · 15 answers · asked by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 in Jokes & Riddles

if you had to pick 1 or 2 songs that describes yourself
what would they be & why?

2007-11-30 07:42:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

2007-11-30 07:42:08 · 34 answers · asked by suet moon 5 in Polls & Surveys

after taking out a debt product

2007-11-30 07:41:29 · 7 answers · asked by priya l 2 in Polls & Surveys

...I can think of many things...but...one that will never fail...i laugh sometimes until I am in tears......Bart Simpson's laugh. i dont know what it is...but I laugh without control...

I would like to record it and have it on my cell, my desk, my alarm...everywhere!!!

have fun

2007-11-30 07:41:14 · 13 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

one of my best friends is thinking about having sex well its not a good i dea at 14...how do i tell her that it is not good....she is very stubborn

2007-11-30 07:39:44 · 19 answers · asked by Know u feel 1 in Celebrities

2007-11-30 07:38:36 · 24 answers · asked by ƒtƒt54 5 in Polls & Surveys

Which was your favorite?

2007-11-30 07:38:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

what's your favourite and why?

2007-11-30 07:38:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What sounds good to eat now???

I am starving. what will we have with it????

2007-11-30 07:36:24 · 9 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 07:36:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 07:36:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.outsports.com/photogallery/aag/frank_small.jpg

2007-11-30 07:35:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why do people get aroused when they french kiss, kiss, and snog etc? and caress and touch eachother around your body?

2007-11-30 07:35:01 · 10 answers · asked by Parawhore 2 in Polls & Surveys

who's the guy in 300 that gets beheaded. He's really cute! What's his real name?

2007-11-30 07:33:54 · 3 answers · asked by tia g 2 in Movies

Or why is there always so much creme rinse left at the end of the matching shampoo. Lol. I know this is a real poser, but maybe you can shed some light!

2007-11-30 07:33:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one
turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't
know what else to do... Whenever I go home after we've
been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get
to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak
up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot
in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds,
I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me
for staying out so late and coming home drunk!"












His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're
obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the
driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into
the toilet water, then use the full flush with the seat up,
throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then
jump into bed, slap her on the a*s and say, 'WHO'S
HO*NY????!!!' She acts like she's sound asleep!"

2007-11-30 07:33:14 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while
both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer
each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning
of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female
reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth
in the spring.




Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeers, every single one of them, from
Rudolph to Blitzen... had to be a girl.




We should've known. Only women would be able to drag
a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night,
and not get lost.












The moral of the story is:




1- Girls are physically strong.
2- Girls have a good sense of orientation.
3- Girls like to be tied and then whipped.
4- Girls will do anything for an old, badly dressed geezer
as long as he has a lot of gifts.

2007-11-30 07:32:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-30 07:31:57 · 10 answers · asked by Yahoo Answer's Alex Trebec 2 in Movies

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?




Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented
Are




Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas






Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me




Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses
and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ..




Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me




Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting
on an Open Fire




Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm
Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You
Why




Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...




Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't
Leave My House

2007-11-30 07:31:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I will! :o) I am excited that my twin brother will be coming to my home for the Christmas holidays!! :o)

2007-11-30 07:31:32 · 11 answers · asked by ♫brokenangel♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

i got a letter from the Vatican yesterday tell me to stop, is it really that bad?

2007-11-30 07:31:12 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I NEED TO KNOW... In laymans terms please :)

2007-11-30 07:30:53 · 18 answers · asked by LittleBirdy™ Straight Shredded 2 in Polls & Surveys

How much of last years coal do you have left?

I've got a couple little pieces left. Thank you Santa!!

2007-11-30 07:30:38 · 26 answers · asked by Dr. E. Bunny A.K.A. Andy. 7 in Polls & Surveys

my 12 lambs wont stay still.

2007-11-30 07:30:07 · 3 answers · asked by wormyfeatures 2 in Other - Entertainment

This "blue" feeling...not exactly depressed but, not exactly lonely, either...?

2007-11-30 07:29:59 · 61 answers · asked by Eliza D 6 in Polls & Surveys