Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented
Are
Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses
and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ..
Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting
on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm
Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You
Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...
Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't
Leave My House
2007-11-30 07:31:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Autistic --- Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock
...
Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles
From My House in My Slippers and Robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing
Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little
Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
2007-11-30 07:32:27 · update #1
edit: rambling rose,as the title was not the same I have no way of knowing what has been posted before.Wish yahoo had what tells you about ''we found similar questions''in the title,enabled in the actual text.I seem to be sharing my in box with a lot of users here,I dont put the actual link when I reply,I just say,haha heard it before ! It could be more than 2 great minds think alike :)
2007-11-30 09:33:25 · update #2
I posted this one this evening. Two minds think alike. hahaha
2007-11-30 08:06:15 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Merry Christmas!
2016-04-06 05:52:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha jingle bells jingle bells jingles all the way hay hay oh dear mummy what shell we do i think daddy is a gay christmas is coming money is going after the 25th no money no christmas hay hay
2007-11-30 07:44:30 · answer #3 · answered by answering machine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Social Service Worker's
Twas the night before Christmas and I cancelled all my clients' social assistance cheques...
2007-11-30 08:48:42 · answer #4 · answered by littleblanket 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 08:02:09 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love the schizophrenia one :) Star
2007-11-30 07:43:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are super funny! I actually laughed out loud while reading some.
2007-11-30 08:21:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha my favorite was the manic one STAR
2007-11-30 09:26:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I laughed at quite a few of them
2007-11-30 07:35:22 · answer #9 · answered by njay 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol,very funny,star,10.
2007-11-30 22:03:19 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋