My wonderful girlfriend & I had been dating for a year, so we decided 2 get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. She wore very tight miniskirts, & was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, & I always got more than a nice view. One day her "little" sister called & asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, & she said she had feelings & desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, & if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned & made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Then my future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
2007-11-30 07:42:27 · 15 answers · asked by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so educative(ly) funny…LMAO!!! You earned yourself a star!!!
2007-11-30 07:49:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Thats awesome.
But what a jacked up test. I would be so pissed if i found out that the family im about to marry into does things like that
2007-11-30 09:40:56 · answer #2 · answered by Scott 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
advantageous. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a sparkling housing progression and a woman replied the door. He started out, "Ma'am, i'm merchandising the latest innovation in vacuums, that's the suited little device I even have seen in an prolonged time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He reported, "If this vacuum does not freshen up that mess, i will consume it!" She reported, "might you like a fork?! we have not have been given the flexibility on yet!"
2016-10-09 23:15:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2007-11-30 14:36:27 · answer #4 · answered by maram 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 07:54:17 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol did not see that punch line coming very funny loved it
2007-11-30 08:33:22 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Very funny star for u =]
2007-11-30 08:00:34 · answer #7 · answered by KIko86 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha Lol Tht Was Funny :P
2007-11-30 07:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh.
They don't make guys that loyal in today's date. Nice sense of humour.
Simbha
2007-11-30 11:53:40 · answer #9 · answered by Simbha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that is a good one, luv it....
2007-11-30 08:15:53 · answer #10 · answered by uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋