According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while
both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer
each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning
of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female
reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth
in the spring.
Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeers, every single one of them, from
Rudolph to Blitzen... had to be a girl.
We should've known. Only women would be able to drag
a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night,
and not get lost.
The moral of the story is:
1- Girls are physically strong.
2- Girls have a good sense of orientation.
3- Girls like to be tied and then whipped.
4- Girls will do anything for an old, badly dressed geezer
as long as he has a lot of gifts.
2007-11-30 07:32:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
edit: to all who seem hard to please : you are hard to please ! Its a joke ok? not wiki ,not rude either,cheer up thanx !
2007-11-30 09:38:53 · update #1
LOL dont know about number 3 and 4 but 1 and 2 r definatly true! Keep up the kl jkz x
2007-12-01 01:05:40 · answer #1 · answered by Jensen Ackles Girl (I Wish!) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 15:59:33 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wrong apart of the world to look at try the polar regions!!!!both have antlers all the time
2007-11-30 16:28:19 · answer #3 · answered by Saber 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great as usual and very funny.
2007-12-01 05:56:57 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For once I acutally don't like this one of your jokes . Sorry
2007-11-30 15:41:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
YES thats great
2007-11-30 17:22:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
and would know how true that is wouldn't panos lmao very funny
2007-11-30 16:02:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey Guy, do girls send you these jokes? It's just propaganda, no truth in it at all!
2007-11-30 19:16:39 · answer #8 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha ha
2007-11-30 15:58:51 · answer #9 · answered by Star City Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2007-11-30 15:38:36 · answer #10 · answered by cameraman21222 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋