Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one
turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't
know what else to do... Whenever I go home after we've
been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get
to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak
up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot
in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds,
I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me
for staying out so late and coming home drunk!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're
obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the
driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into
the toilet water, then use the full flush with the seat up,
throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then
jump into bed, slap her on the a*s and say, 'WHO'S
HO*NY????!!!' She acts like she's sound asleep!"
2007-11-30 07:33:14 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hheeeeeeeeyyyyy! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was rip-roaringly funny! LMAO!!!
2007-11-30 07:45:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-11-30 16:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 15:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha very funny
10/10
2007-11-30 15:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny for me
Funny for the husband
But I bet the wife cringes whenever she sees your question !!!!!
(He he he)
2007-11-30 16:00:19 · answer #5 · answered by Jonathan4U 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA Star
2007-11-30 17:19:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Good one!
2007-11-30 15:49:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-11-30 16:39:46 · answer #8 · answered by DT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10,star.
2007-11-30 15:54:54 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that is just what i needed to make me laugh thnxs
2007-11-30 15:45:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋