Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a *****."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a *****?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?"
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a *****."
Girl: "FATHER HE HAS AIDS.
Priest:"THAT SON OF A *****!
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2007-11-30 06:07:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star 4 u....i loved it!
2007-11-30 07:57:57 · answer #1 · answered by JasminE! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool joke
2007-11-30 07:05:02 · answer #2 · answered by aleksandra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 06:37:37 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shame on you
2007-11-30 06:25:17 · answer #4 · answered by jmc24 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha!!! LOVE IT!
2007-11-30 06:30:10 · answer #5 · answered by evangeline_chick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-30 06:22:32 · answer #6 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋