Entertainment & Music - 29 November 2007

A horrible foul mouthed ugly woman was walking into Tesco with her two noisy, badly behaved children. She was shouting obscenities at them to try to keep them in tow.

As they approached the entrance, the Greeter said to the woman "Good afternoon madam. What lovely children you have.Are they twins?"

The woman looked at him and growled "Whats the f--king matter with you? Are you f--king blind? Do they look like f--king twins?"

The Greeter then replied "Well, actually madam, no they don't, but I just couldn't for the life of me think of any reason whatsoever why anyone in their right mind would want to shag you more than once!"

2007-11-29 06:26:11 · 13 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-29 06:24:48 · 19 answers · asked by harsh 6 in Polls & Surveys

one of those power ball huge pay off ones

I think I would O out right then and there

2007-11-29 06:24:31 · 27 answers · asked by Wish 4 in Polls & Surveys

yes today is his real big day...his party was last week but today is his actual birthday..Would you mind sharing some good wishes for him???He is the BIG 50..and such a great guy!! wish whatever you want and i will show this to him later when he comes home from work..Are you all ready to sing with me Happy Bithday too??? Thanks...yes its true we are known as Rob & Rob...luv ya all..

2007-11-29 06:24:31 · 25 answers · asked by robin r 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 06:23:44 · 4 answers · asked by Skullsoda 3 in Other - Entertainment

I was wondering how many stars I can get if I just ask for them ... So let's see .. Will you give me a star, please??

2007-11-29 06:23:23 · 17 answers · asked by Bub 3 in Polls & Surveys

who is her husband?

2007-11-29 06:22:48 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

eskimo on holiday in wales'

car breaks down.

welshman looks under bonnet,

says you've blown a seal'

Eskimo says ' so what you fu..k sheep.

2007-11-29 06:21:47 · 4 answers · asked by SPUDULIKE 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I had a fish. He just died so I'm thinking about getting another one or something else.

2007-11-29 06:21:07 · 37 answers · asked by imahlah 6 in Polls & Surveys

you tell them??

2007-11-29 06:21:02 · 12 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

After cleaning reindeer crap out of my rain gutters last year, I want to prevent that sort of thing from happening again this year.

2007-11-29 06:20:55 · 5 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Which is worse?

2007-11-29 06:20:38 · 71 answers · asked by Bee Biscuits 6 in Polls & Surveys

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http://estb.msn.com/i/98/E29CD2D646C5583D8905B60288B6.jpg

2007-11-29 06:20:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Spoiler news?????

2007-11-29 06:20:18 · 6 answers · asked by karen t 2 in Reality Television

2007-11-29 06:20:09 · 7 answers · asked by Somebody's Afta Me 4 in Polls & Surveys

There is a bus with 7 girls inside, Each girl has 7 bags, Inside each bag, there are 7 Big cats, Each Big cat has 7 small cats, All cats have 4 Legs each!

Question: How many Legs are there inside the bus?

2007-11-29 06:20:08 · 16 answers · asked by chieftomtom03 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-29 06:19:17 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I say Biggie is hot! but Eminem is banggin too.. and if Biggie was still alive.. Em would still give him a run for his money.

My Girl Febey would pic Jay but um... Shes Twisted in her views of Joe the camel... aka jay z.. I do not like his style..


p.s. only chose between the list I gave youguys..

Thanks..

2007-11-29 06:18:58 · 10 answers · asked by ☻Jay ™☻ 4 in Polls & Surveys

I was driving along when the driver of the car in front of me slammed on his breaks for no obvious reason. I couldn't stop in time and we collided. Through the smoke of my radiator I saw a dwarf hop out of the car I'd just hit and run up to me.
" I'm Not Happy" he said.
I replied " No ? Then which one Are you?"

2007-11-29 06:17:40 · 13 answers · asked by davidosterberg1 6 in Jokes & Riddles

1. You love the sunshine
2. You are pessimistic
3. You ignore the phone when it rings, and let voice mail pick it up
4. Your hair is long
5. Your Christmas decorations are already displayed
6. You think this is a dumb survey lol

2007-11-29 06:17:26 · 52 answers · asked by ♥♫i luv♥♫juicy fruit♥♫gum 6 in Polls & Surveys

A scientist has developed a bra that stops nipples from poking through when its cold and stops boobs from bouncing around.

His colleagues have thumped the living crap out of him.

2007-11-29 06:17:22 · 7 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Jokes & Riddles

regardless of cost, hazard, ridicule or anything, what would you get?

2007-11-29 06:17:17 · 17 answers · asked by Pvt. Joker 5 in Polls & Surveys

It's a part of me and it just happens!!

2007-11-29 06:17:12 · 26 answers · asked by Ginny 7 in Polls & Surveys

ME!!! I could. My friends and I loved that song, well, we were kinda embarrassed to be listening to it, but we could sing every word.

Yes...we really could. No cheating, no asking...we just figured it out. And this was before the myriad of lyrics websites appeared on the internet.

Cool, huh?

(we could also do the Macarena, back when that came out, lol)

2007-11-29 06:16:46 · 20 answers · asked by tryandfindus 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 06:15:59 · 34 answers · asked by SLICK G. 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 06:15:49 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 06:15:19 · 5 answers · asked by Beatle fanatic 7 in Rock and Pop

...are rock and pop in the same category?! Rock is NOT pop! Grrr!

Am I over reacting?

2007-11-29 06:14:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-11-29 06:13:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

Im in the US

2007-11-29 06:13:51 · 26 answers · asked by Tina S 4 in Polls & Surveys