A horrible foul mouthed ugly woman was walking into Tesco with her two noisy, badly behaved children. She was shouting obscenities at them to try to keep them in tow.
As they approached the entrance, the Greeter said to the woman "Good afternoon madam. What lovely children you have.Are they twins?"
The woman looked at him and growled "Whats the f--king matter with you? Are you f--king blind? Do they look like f--king twins?"
The Greeter then replied "Well, actually madam, no they don't, but I just couldn't for the life of me think of any reason whatsoever why anyone in their right mind would want to shag you more than once!"
2007-11-29 06:26:11 · 13 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hay that was my x wife you were talking about and if you put a gag in her mouth a bag on her head and wear nose plugs she aint that bad
2007-11-29 13:39:04 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to place it in a nutshell: you come from a disfunctional family contributors you would be disfunctional, you're comfortable around disfunctional friends, so which you will %. somebody disfunctional and create a sparkling disfunctional family contributors
2016-10-02 05:13:44 · answer #2 · answered by quinney 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one i havnt heard that one
must be a greeter at asda the ones at tesco dont smile
2007-11-29 06:30:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 06:29:57 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha, that's pretty darn funny
2007-11-29 06:31:47 · answer #5 · answered by Star City Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! What a greeting.
What comes next, a fat lip.
2007-11-29 06:34:09 · answer #6 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must admit I did giggle.
2007-11-29 06:30:58 · answer #7 · answered by angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very funny!!!! loved it. I'd like to say that to someone I know!!!
2007-11-29 06:42:48 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny ..iloved it
2007-11-29 07:08:32 · answer #9 · answered by luv them horse's 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
had a chuckle
2007-11-29 06:32:55 · answer #10 · answered by oh no,,,it's the kevsta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋