Entertainment & Music - 29 November 2007

Just one movie!!!!!

2007-11-29 06:52:29 · 36 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

Father O'Connor keeps chickens behind the church, and he awakes one day to find that the cockerel has gone missing.

He knows there is an illegal cockerel fight in the village shortly, so in church that day he asks the congregation "Has anyone got a ****?"

All the men stood up.

"No, what I meant was has anyone seen a ****?"

All the women stood up.

"No No No! Thats not what I meant either. What I meant was, has anyone seen MY ****?"

16 altar boys, 2 priests, and a goat stood up........!

2007-11-29 06:52:23 · 8 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-29 06:51:59 · 28 answers · asked by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Beatles or Beach boys
Englebert Humperdinck or Jonny Mathis
Gary Lee Lewis or Gary Puckett
Nat King Cole or Sammy Davis
Rod Stewart or Barry Manilow

now that is some variety...hope there are some who know who they are..=)

2007-11-29 06:51:55 · 16 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

Graveyards are so .... grave! I'd like to think that someone walking by in low spirits (pun intended) will see my witty saying and get a giggle lift. I don't want anything already used (like Peter Sellers' I told you I was ill) but I want something along those lines. Movie quotes would be acceptable.....

I'm thinking of something like BOO! or "If you can read this you're STANDING ON ME!" but I'd like some other suggestions.

Far as I know I'm not dying anytime soon, but I'm here at worked, bored to death (intended that one too) and I'm a firm believer in being prepared. So help me out!

2007-11-29 06:51:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I saw it about 2 weeks ago and thought it was too early to get it and decided to go back to get it and now i cant find it ANYWHERE!!!
Please help?!
(live in UK)

I have a Pirates one with Orlando & Johnny on the front
:-D ..lol...but i want the Ratatouille one too its so cute!

Thanks
Merry Christmas x

2007-11-29 06:50:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I choose quality.

2007-11-29 06:50:32 · 46 answers · asked by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 06:50:13 · 22 answers · asked by †100% Angel† 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm have to say JR... I bet he's like the guest speaker or something.

2007-11-29 06:50:04 · 16 answers · asked by LittleBirdy™ Straight Shredded 2 in Polls & Surveys

Guys: Do you like to pull your girls hair during * well you know what *? Why?
Girls: Do you like having your hair pulled? Why?

2007-11-29 06:49:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does the "menu" come easily for you ???

2007-11-29 06:49:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I prommised not to bite anyone?

2007-11-29 06:48:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 06:48:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

as a part of your Christmas customs?

January 6th? I do and after that all the tree and decorations come down, When we were little we left things for the wisemen and water and hay for the Camels, and they left small gifts for us. Nice memories !

I am alone...still leave my shoes and the water and hay (Actually now it is grass ha) for the Camels and get small gifts! ♥

2007-11-29 06:48:41 · 2 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo.

He's really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It reads...

"Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style... it makes your nose look short".
Love, Grandma

2007-11-29 06:47:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

there are lots of variations

2007-11-29 06:47:34 · 18 answers · asked by Jen 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I'll take Cream of Wheat (farina) with lots of butter and sugar..

2007-11-29 06:47:29 · 34 answers · asked by .sincerious. 6 in Polls & Surveys

please see below

http://www.flowerbangkok.com/images/Brown%20Teddy%20Bear.jpg

10 lashes (ooh sorry, points) for the most blasphemous (Oh! I mean funny!) answer :)

2007-11-29 06:46:05 · 50 answers · asked by James Melton 7 in Polls & Surveys

Postmen, (err & women Kirst!)
Giros
RTV shows
Mystical creatures?

Go for it!

2007-11-29 06:44:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-11-29 06:44:24 · 11 answers · asked by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 06:43:43 · 5 answers · asked by d@dz 5 in Other - Music

2007-11-29 06:42:01 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Like if you had to make a list of questions that you get asked, either on a daily basis or every once in a while, what would some of them be?

2007-11-29 06:41:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He left this world a day like today .... what are your thoughts of George in three words ?
Thanks!

2007-11-29 06:41:20 · 29 answers · asked by Alberto V 3 in Rock and Pop

It used to be one of my favorite movies when I was little, but I was watching it again with my daughter, and it seems so different from the movies made for kids today?
Any thoughts?

2007-11-29 06:40:57 · 4 answers · asked by Delfina D 3 in Movies

I don't feel like taking it. It's very easy, but my brain is tired, & I don't feel like going to class.

2007-11-29 06:39:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

have you ever kissed a girl?

2007-11-29 06:38:50 · 25 answers · asked by Mike 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 06:38:46 · 9 answers · asked by :-) 6 in Polls & Surveys

A bloke was sat ina bar minding his own business when a thug walked up to him, knocked him to the ground and said "that was a karate chop from Japan"

A little later, the thug walked up to him again and once again knocked him to the ground and said "That was a roundhouse kick from Korea"

The bloke picked himself up and left the pub, only to return a few minutes later, walked up to the thug, knocked him clean out cold, and then said to the barman "When that tw@t comes too, tell him that was a f--king crow bar from Halfords!"

2007-11-29 06:37:56 · 12 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Thats all I have left.

2007-11-29 06:37:45 · 29 answers · asked by LittleBirdy™ Straight Shredded 2 in Polls & Surveys