Father O'Connor keeps chickens behind the church, and he awakes one day to find that the cockerel has gone missing.
He knows there is an illegal cockerel fight in the village shortly, so in church that day he asks the congregation "Has anyone got a ****?"
All the men stood up.
"No, what I meant was has anyone seen a ****?"
All the women stood up.
"No No No! Thats not what I meant either. What I meant was, has anyone seen MY ****?"
16 altar boys, 2 priests, and a goat stood up........!
2007-11-29 06:52:23 · 8 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Damn it! the missing word is kock, but spelt with a C not a K!!
2007-11-29 06:54:00 · update #1
Nate- To ASSUME makes an *** of U and ME, particularly when you suggest that I would ASSUME that someone on here may be STUPID, and that I WASTED MY TIME clarifying the missing word.
In actual fact, YOU are actually implying that only someone who was stupid would need to read my clarification,and that they are a waste of time.
What about dislexics? They may not be able to substitute the relevant word immediatley, and my little clarification may of helped them in the short term, so therefor if we apply all of the above to your statement, you are implying that dislexics are stupid and its a waste of time trying to help them, are you not?
2007-11-29 08:05:40 · update #2
ya i think we all need to start calling "it" a rooster
2007-11-29 13:26:21 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the funniest part is where you assume that someone is so stupid that they wouldn't get the joke and then you waste time trying to explain it to that figurative person, lol.
2007-11-29 07:17:14 · answer #2 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol funny
2007-11-29 07:01:37 · answer #3 · answered by Hirako 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-11-29 06:56:28 · answer #4 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i dont care how you spell it it was funny any way .. ha ha
2007-11-29 07:03:24 · answer #5 · answered by luv them horse's 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i liked that :-) but only an idiot wouldnt know what the word was
2007-11-29 06:56:50 · answer #6 · answered by <3 Jess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-29 16:11:53 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-11-29 07:19:59 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋