A bloke was sat ina bar minding his own business when a thug walked up to him, knocked him to the ground and said "that was a karate chop from Japan"
A little later, the thug walked up to him again and once again knocked him to the ground and said "That was a roundhouse kick from Korea"
The bloke picked himself up and left the pub, only to return a few minutes later, walked up to the thug, knocked him clean out cold, and then said to the barman "When that tw@t comes too, tell him that was a f--king crow bar from Halfords!"
2007-11-29 06:37:56 · 12 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a doctor ,,and a layer and a duck walke into a bar ...... the bar keeper asks what is this some kind of a joke
2007-11-29 13:29:23 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but sounds like a personal story, you know, on ethat a buddy told you from last time he was in a pub. still good though star
2007-11-29 06:45:32 · answer #2 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 06:40:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10, star.
2007-11-29 06:49:36 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-11-29 06:45:50 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good joke keep comingg with more lol
2007-11-29 06:48:21 · answer #6 · answered by Leo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, i didn't get it at all. I never do, lol!
2007-11-29 06:52:17 · answer #7 · answered by TozzleFace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..sounds like my local.
2007-11-29 06:41:12 · answer #8 · answered by 101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Can't fault him there!!!
2007-11-29 06:46:08 · answer #9 · answered by Mera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-29 10:07:19 · answer #10 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋