Graveyards are so .... grave! I'd like to think that someone walking by in low spirits (pun intended) will see my witty saying and get a giggle lift. I don't want anything already used (like Peter Sellers' I told you I was ill) but I want something along those lines. Movie quotes would be acceptable.....
I'm thinking of something like BOO! or "If you can read this you're STANDING ON ME!" but I'd like some other suggestions.
Far as I know I'm not dying anytime soon, but I'm here at worked, bored to death (intended that one too) and I'm a firm believer in being prepared. So help me out!
2007-11-29 06:51:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL @ Gottapee. The kicker would be if it were a pop-up tombstone (like the books) so that when they were nose to nose, something would jump out at them. Thanks for the chuckle!
2007-11-29 06:58:10 · update #1
How about,
"And how can I help you?"
or
"Yes, I am still dead."
or
"For a good time, visit (place appropriate name here) - six plots north and two plots west
She gives great dead."
2007-11-29 07:01:45 · answer #1 · answered by lunatic 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Put something on there that the print slowly get smaller so they have to keep getting closer to read it until they are standing right on top of you.
2007-11-29 14:56:41 · answer #2 · answered by gottapee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hasta la vista, baby
2007-11-29 15:10:11 · answer #3 · answered by Hirako 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Died working my a s s off
2007-11-29 14:59:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The phrase "Hey guys check this out!" finally did me in.
2007-11-29 14:57:48 · answer #5 · answered by shan_cfh 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pepperoni xtra cheese and ham
2007-11-29 14:57:00 · answer #6 · answered by ღOMGღ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
RuneAmok has run out of luck.....
2007-11-29 14:55:44 · answer #7 · answered by dinny's engaged!! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what should you put on your tombstone? real cheese!
2007-11-29 14:55:25 · answer #8 · answered by brians girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i told you i was sick...... would be good to
2007-11-29 14:57:26 · answer #9 · answered by whisper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey my idea would be
"WHOEVER IS READING THIS PLEASE GO AWAY AND QUIT DISGRACING ME"
2007-11-29 14:55:55 · answer #10 · answered by joshtrobaugh1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋