I was driving along when the driver of the car in front of me slammed on his breaks for no obvious reason. I couldn't stop in time and we collided. Through the smoke of my radiator I saw a dwarf hop out of the car I'd just hit and run up to me.
" I'm Not Happy" he said.
I replied " No ? Then which one Are you?"
2007-11-29 06:17:40 · 13 answers · asked by davidosterberg1 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So you're saying that he was a little short with you?
2007-11-29 06:21:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!
Well I guess the reason he slammed on the brakes is obvious now as well as his name. He was either Sleepy or S***-Faced, nodded off, slid off his booster seat and onto the brake pedal. Where he remained lodged until you bumped him awake. And then he was 1 Grumpy little person!!! =}
2007-11-29 06:38:57 · answer #2 · answered by Mera 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Silly but funny! Ha Ha! 10!
2007-11-29 06:34:18 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! The joke itself was funny as it was, but Steve's answer made it hilarious!!! I love it. : )
Kinda makes me think of the movie Elf.
2007-11-29 07:21:08 · answer #4 · answered by Cycloppety-Clops 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny? Yes, very. Politically Correct? I think not.
2007-11-29 06:21:21 · answer #5 · answered by Mars1111 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Could it have been this guy that slammed the brakes...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bisson/276851162/
2007-11-29 06:31:55 · answer #6 · answered by mikeydonatelli 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I laughed loudly, and feel guilty about it.
2007-11-29 06:30:35 · answer #7 · answered by candle 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dopey and she is grumpy
2007-11-29 06:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by luv them horse's 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumpy! Always pooping on himself
2007-11-29 06:33:43 · answer #9 · answered by iwearshoes 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO ROFLH!!! Now that I can appreciate!! cheers :-)
2007-11-29 06:26:13 · answer #10 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋