Entertainment & Music - 26 November 2007

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2007-11-26 10:41:35 · 10 answers · asked by Topless Everyday 3 in Polls & Surveys

This not to name a child or anything

Melissa or heidi

Conrad or Willaim

If you want why

2007-11-26 10:41:19 · 6 answers · asked by Dylan 2 in Polls & Surveys

A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was looking for. During an inspection of the property, however, he found a hive of bees.

He told the owner that he was deathly afraid of bees, and there was no way he could consider this piece of land.

The landowner assured him that the bees were completely harmless, but the buyer would have no part of it.

Finally, the landowner made an offer. The buyer would allow himself to be tied to a tree for an hour, nude, under the nest. So sure of the friendliness of his bees was the farmer that if ONE bee were to sting him, the farm would be his for free. The buyer thought it over and decided it was worth the risk.

An hour later, the farmer walked out to the tree and saw the poor guy slumped over in his bindings. Fearing the worst, he ran up to him and asked if he had been stung.

The city fella looked up and weakly said, "No... the bees never touched me - but doesn't that calf have a mother!?!"

2007-11-26 10:41:15 · 10 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

What I mean is,I use the 1m blues scale for the 1 chord,then going on to the 4 chord allows me to stay there or go to the 4m blues scale,but what other scales,not necessarily minor blues scales,can I use for each of the 3 chords?

2007-11-26 10:40:39 · 4 answers · asked by slightlystoutbob 2 in Blues

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

2007-11-26 10:40:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-26 10:40:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How do I become one?

2007-11-26 10:40:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Sally Rogers
2. Fred and Ethel
3. Mr. and Mrs. Wilson
4. Josh Randall

2007-11-26 10:39:59 · 12 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

im doing a project and i need to know song names that talk about alcohol. could u please put the names of the artists first, then the song names. thank you

2007-11-26 10:39:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

2007-11-26 10:39:46 · 10 answers · asked by Hmm? 3 in Polls & Surveys

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.

The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.

Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English bastard and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin.

When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well" he explained" By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland bastards and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously.

When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well" he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying -
Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure......."

2007-11-26 10:39:14 · 9 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I was just taking a nap all snuggly warm and snuggled with my dog Muddy. He decided that he wanted to play a sneeeky trick on me and he gave me a dutch oven!!!!! How rude! He sucks now!!

2007-11-26 10:38:47 · 22 answers · asked by mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 7 in Polls & Surveys

Here are me and my guys make up astrology wise


Him
Sun in Sag
Moon in Leo
Mars in Scorpio
Venus in Sag
Rising Libra

7th house in Aries

Her
Sun in Aries
Moon in Virgo
Mars in Pisces
Venus in Aries
Rising Leo

7th house in Aquarius
But 5th house in Sag

Can any good astrology person tell me if this is a union for marriage? I’m not just basing my relationship off this just information I want to know? So thanks in advance!

2007-11-26 10:38:41 · 9 answers · asked by Ms.MilkChocolate 2 in Horoscopes

These are some fun things to do in an Elevator...
1.Pretend you are a Flight Attendant and give safety procedures to other passengers.

2.Sit with a desk, pencil cup and a telephone in the elevator. When someone walks in, ask if they have an appointment.

3.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce " Ive got new socks on!"

5.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

If you give me enough stars Ill come back for Walmart fun stuff!

2007-11-26 10:38:16 · 10 answers · asked by Sizzle=] 2 in Jokes & Riddles

my guy friend makes fun of his sisters beard, and then laughs at her....does he need help?

2007-11-26 10:37:56 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One show per clue
1. Joyce Davenport and Sgt. Mick Belker.
2. Sgt. Charles Enright and Mildread
3. Mr. Grant
4. Dr. Galen Adams

2007-11-26 10:36:33 · 14 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

Which one, in your opinion, is the best?
PLEASE answer. I'm running an experiment for my school.

2007-11-26 10:35:58 · 10 answers · asked by King Kee 3 in Other - Music

2007-11-26 10:35:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 10:35:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2007-11-26 10:34:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Dog Day Afternoon, Grease, Saturday Night Fever, Stripes, Beverly Hills Cop, Gone With The Wind, Mommy Dearest, Bonnie & Clyde, Apocolypse Now, Fatal Attraction, Norma Rae, Driving Miss Daisy, Chinatown, The Godfather, Rocky? Which is your favorite? The Best? Opinions?

2007-11-26 10:33:26 · 8 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Read the sentence bellow: ( note i noe its not spelled right...)

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2007-11-26 10:32:52 · 7 answers · asked by Unbiased Laker's Fan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

how posh are you?
i run a bath....common little razzle!

2007-11-26 10:31:48 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 10:31:35 · 2 answers · asked by Chick 1 in Reality Television

2007-11-26 10:31:16 · 7 answers · asked by hash_man_00 1 in Movies

2007-11-26 10:30:40 · 49 answers · asked by cottoncandy55 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 10:30:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Television

...I noticed a long hair on the back of her knee that she forgot to shave, so I plucked it with my fingernails.

...so I'm in the bathroom trying to remove five streaks of “Luscious Red” fingernail polish off my face from where my wife involuntarily kicked me. Is there something that works that won't burn like nail polish remover does?

2007-11-26 10:28:10 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

im looking for sheet music for violins but with songs already on them like mozart, chopin etc.
(preferably beginers)

2007-11-26 10:27:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Classical

2007-11-26 10:27:38 · 23 answers · asked by Spark of Insanity 7 in Polls & Surveys