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I was walking pretty quickly out of the classroom and I wasn't paying any attention. I turned around to see if anyone was coming and slammed into someone. I started apologizing profusely, feeling terrible for what I did, and then looked up to see my 55 year old teacher standing there, trying not to laugh at me. I had three textbooks with me and they all got shoved pretty hard into his stomach and chest. What's the klutziest thing you've done this week?
2007-11-26 10:27:31 · 21 answers · asked by The Broken Doll 4 in Polls & Surveys
BEFORE MARRIAGE:
He: "Yes. At last. I was waiting for this opportunity."
She: "Do you want me to leave?"
He: "NO!"
She: "Do you love me?"
He: "Yeah!"
She: "Have you ever cheated on me?"
He: "NO! Why you even asking? You know I will never do that"
She: "Will you kiss me?"
He:" Ofcourse! Why not?"
She:" Will you hit me?"
He: "No! I'm not that kind of person! Why would you think that?"
She: "Can I trust you?"
For AFTER MARRIAGE.... read the lines from bottom to top.
2007-11-26 10:26:51 · 7 answers · asked by Sizzle=] 2 in Jokes & Riddles
A Meditate
B Pray silently
C just relax
for just a few minutes. Or is it an infringement of freedom of religion?
2007-11-26 10:26:49 · 3 answers · asked by ♦ Phoenix Rising♦ 6 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-26 10:26:44 · 4 answers · asked by Stelarjohnny 2 in Polls & Surveys
power
volume
channel
mute
etc
2007-11-26 10:26:34 · 50 answers · asked by Topless Everyday 3 in Polls & Surveys
im tuning my own guitar and i need to find the best one to use. An interactive one. I've found several but each tuner online i have used have all sounded different and my guitar ends up being out of tune.
anyone know any websites or programs that tunes my acoustic guitar perfectly?
2007-11-26 10:25:01 · 5 answers · asked by mmcnum1fan 2 in Other - Music
What was your dirtiest job you ever had?
Mine was working for a convient store and cleaning the bathrooms. Ugh.
2007-11-26 10:24:58 · 17 answers · asked by Lanieღ•° 5 in Polls & Surveys
What is your favorite? Salted or unsalted? Opinions?
2007-11-26 10:24:51 · 16 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys
my guy friend thinks hes pregnant..could it be from the monkey?
2007-11-26 10:24:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-26 10:24:11 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-26 10:22:27 · 10 answers · asked by Stelarjohnny 2 in Polls & Surveys
The record holder for me right now is in my nose!
2007-11-26 10:22:25 · 9 answers · asked by I am CANADIAN!! 3 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-26 10:22:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
"I do."
*smiles to self*
"I'm not telling."
2007-11-26 10:21:14 · 5 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys
I think they are annoying and the perpetrators should be arrested. Opinions?
2007-11-26 10:20:52 · 4 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-26 10:20:16 · 26 answers · asked by cool 2 in Polls & Surveys
met someone famous before? who?
2007-11-26 10:20:04 · 12 answers · asked by ♪♥♫◦°°◦ Ann°°◦♫♥♪ 2 in Polls & Surveys
If I make this will He come?
2007-11-26 10:19:18 · 8 answers · asked by The Evolution of T. 6 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-26 10:19:14 · 31 answers · asked by Jinxyblue 6 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-26 10:19:08 · 13 answers · asked by cool 2 in Polls & Surveys
personally, im a Star Wars fan, but i just wanted to be COMPLETELY sure which of the 2 was cooler. im pretty sure most people will say Star Wars. its funny that im capitalizing Star Wars and not 'I'.
2007-11-26 10:18:51 · 5 answers · asked by Tina 2 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-26 10:18:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
personally, im a Star Wars fan, but i just wanted to be COMPLETELY sure which of the 2 was cooler. im pretty sure most people will say Star Wars. its funny that im capitalizing Star Wars and not 'I'.
2007-11-26 10:18:24 · 17 answers · asked by Tina 2 in Polls & Surveys
Is it true?
If so, can anyone tell me why?
I REALLY like that stuff, I have some, but would like to buy more.
2007-11-26 10:18:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities
http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4HPIA_en___US226&q=fall+out+boy&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
i sya not. pete is bye
2007-11-26 10:18:16 · 19 answers · asked by j.b 4 in Polls & Surveys
Are they the best team ever? They won a close game last night. I think can win any type of game. Opinions?
2007-11-26 10:17:35 · 9 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys
The guitar bit in Cockney Rebels 'Smile'(come up and see me) for some wierd reason, does it to me everytime.
That and the base line from 'Shake a Leg' by AC/DC, lol! ;-)
2007-11-26 10:17:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:"It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped
with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But is not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have
many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana
doesn't hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to
find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now
and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS:
Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor
2007-11-26 10:16:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
Preferably similar to "is there anybody out there?" "goodbye cruel world" "on the run"...those kind
but any is good
cheers
2007-11-26 10:16:02 · 18 answers · asked by ピンクフロイド 2 in Other - Music
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven," she replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
Star if funny
Ty
2007-11-26 10:15:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
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