BEFORE MARRIAGE:
He: "Yes. At last. I was waiting for this opportunity."
She: "Do you want me to leave?"
He: "NO!"
She: "Do you love me?"
He: "Yeah!"
She: "Have you ever cheated on me?"
He: "NO! Why you even asking? You know I will never do that"
She: "Will you kiss me?"
He:" Ofcourse! Why not?"
She:" Will you hit me?"
He: "No! I'm not that kind of person! Why would you think that?"
She: "Can I trust you?"
For AFTER MARRIAGE.... read the lines from bottom to top.
2007-11-26 10:26:51 · 7 answers · asked by Sizzle=] 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol, VERY clever.
2007-11-26 10:31:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-26 18:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one. hubby and i both are rofloao
2007-11-26 18:31:42 · answer #3 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not supposed to be laughing I guess... but I can't help smiling :)
2007-11-26 19:25:52 · answer #4 · answered by Mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good
2007-11-26 20:59:07 · answer #5 · answered by j 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...wow...reminds me of my sister during her marriage.....they divorced...lol
2007-11-26 18:31:40 · answer #6 · answered by Marci_Bby♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was brilliant well done
2007-11-26 18:31:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋