A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:"It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped
with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But is not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have
many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana
doesn't hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to
find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now
and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS:
Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor
2007-11-26 10:16:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worst this in life than my report card that's in the desk drawer. "
Star if funny
Ty
2007-11-26 10:17:00 · update #1
LOL. Uh-Huh! LOL.
Have a really great day, and thanks for all the laughs this morning! And here is a star, YOU DESERVE IT. You made me laugh i usually never laugh because ,just look at my avatar. That joke was really funny LOL put some more fun jokes.
2007-11-26 10:22:19 · answer #1 · answered by Skate4Life 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-26 10:26:56 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL ive read this one before in a different language! but its the son and the mom reading haha
2016-05-26 01:14:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Gamemaster,
Dude i love your jokes! im staring
2007-11-26 10:27:06 · answer #4 · answered by Nabeela Was Here 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-11-26 10:35:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH, that is hilarious! You get a star
2007-11-26 12:07:15 · answer #6 · answered by loves_the_beach 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that waz on a email my friend sent me
2007-11-26 10:24:12 · answer #7 · answered by cottoncandy55 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! saw that comin
2007-11-26 10:20:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*screams as if the mother:SHE WILL GET PUNISHED* *thinks* OOOH wait, she;s not my daughter
2007-11-26 10:23:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, lol.
2007-11-26 10:37:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋