Entertainment & Music - 26 November 2007

A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer.

"Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put `here lies an honest lawyer'."

"But that won't let people know who it is!" protested the lawyer.

"Sure it will," retorted the stonecutter. "People will read it and exclaim, "That's impossible!"

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2007-11-26 10:08:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Guys.... Do you need a reason to buy flowers for your gal or?

Do you just do it on a whim?

2007-11-26 10:08:06 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What's the best show on TV this winter?

I think Grey's Anatomy is the best
I also like The Big Bang Theory, Desperate Housewives, and Ugly Betty

2007-11-26 10:07:55 · 8 answers · asked by HeathLedger 3 in Other - Television

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WHOS sleeping in your bed Tonight??

2007-11-26 10:07:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Very attactive married woman constantly eyeing me. W-T-F!?

FIRST, I'm not looking to date her. I think it's immoral to break up marraiges like that, plus I don't want to get caught, if you will.

This girl is drop dead gorgeous, great figure, face and all. I had a seminar class with her this semester and have sat across the conference room table from her all this time. I betcha I've counted 10-12 times this semester where I've caught her giving me direct eye contact or otherwise looking immediately in my direction, not always vice versa. She has always been real friendly (not really flirty, however) when we've talked.

Even the other day, I did horrendous on a presentation; people were laughing at me during the pres. I wasn't even whining or looking for sympathy and she still told me I did fine.

I have dark curly hair, blue eyes, a nice smile, and the "shadow" makings of a beard, if you will. Wear plain clothes but have clean appearance.

I wonder what about me she sees and why she'd be looking at me. W-T-F?

2007-11-26 10:07:28 · 4 answers · asked by BlanketyBlank 1 in Polls & Surveys

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does anyone know bert mccracken number or e-mail from the used?

2007-11-26 10:06:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Entertainment & Music - 26 November 2007

Would you, could you on a boat?

what do you think of this name?

If a close friend of yours lied and you knew the lie would jeopardize your friendship,?

Woo hoo! Apparently, I'm a "Top Contributor." What happens now?

Have you ever been caught between a rock and a hard place?

True or False: The teacher you hated/hate the most is really probably the best teacher you ever had?

Poll: Has someone you knew ever disappeared without a trace?

Does time heal all wounds?

who is your favorite user in yahoo answer?

If i told you to get to my house, how fast would you come?

Who like's Cris Angel?

Do you care what people think about you?

Does anything say I love you?

have the jonas brothers been on MTV's Cribs?

how much do you think it would cost to have the Jonas Brothers perform at a sweet 16?

What was the most scariest experience you've ever had?

Isn't my new puppy adorable?

IF you had only one wish would you use it for yourself or others??

Have you ever been in a situation?

What are you doing to get into the spirit this season?

There are No Honest Lawyers?

Guys.... Do you need a reason to buy flowers for your gal or?

What's the best show on TV this winter?

WHOS sleeping in your bed Tonight??

Very attactive married woman constantly eyeing me. W-T-F!?

Did you ever own any Cross Colours clothing ?

Do you like my new avatar????

What is Ur favorite character from Saturday Night Live?

Do you like meatloaf?

does anyone know bert mccracken number or e-mail from the used?