Entertainment & Music - 26 November 2007

i didnt see the end. but i expect it was lorena and jason since they were u-turned

2007-11-26 09:39:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

Twas The Night Before Xmas, (Woman's Version).



T'was the night before Christmas and all through the kitchen;
I was cooking and baking and moanin' and bitchin'.
I've been here for hours, I can't stop to rest.
This room's a disaster, just look at this mess!
Tomorrow I've got thirty people to feed.
They expect all the trimmings. Who cares what I need?!

My feet are both blistered, I've got cramps in my legs.
The cat just knocked over a bowl full of eggs.
There's a knock at the door and the telephone's ringing;
frosting drips on the counter as the microwave's dinging.

Two pies in the oven, dessert's almost done;
my cookbook is soiled with butter and crumbs.
I've had all I can stand, I can't take anymore;
Then in walks my husband, spilling rum on the floor.

He weaves and he wobbles, his balance unsteady;
then grins as he chuckles "The egg nog is ready!"
He looks all around and with total regret, says,
"What's taking so long ... aren't you through in here yet?"

As quick as a flash I reach for a knife;
He loses an earlobe; I wanted his life!
He flees from the room in terror and pain
and screams, "MY GOD WOMAN, YOU'RE GOING INSANE!!"

Now what was I doing, and what is that smell?
Oh darn it's the pies! They're burned all to hell!
I hate to admit when I make a mistake,
but I put them on BROIL instead of on BAKE.

What else can go wrong? Is there still more ahead?
If this is good living, I'd rather be dead.
Lord, don't get me wrong, I love holidays;
It just leaves me exhausted, all shakey and dazed.

But I promise you one thing, If I live 'til next year,
You won't find me pulling my hair out in here.
I'll hire a maid, a cook, and a waiter;
and if that doesn't work, I'LL HAVE IT ALL CATERED

2007-11-26 09:39:03 · 8 answers · asked by sweetpea 4 in Jokes & Riddles

If you can make me laugh, you've got yourself 10 points!

2007-11-26 09:38:29 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

it starts off black and white but then as people do bad things just they turn to color?

does anyone know? i can;t think of the name.

2007-11-26 09:37:45 · 5 answers · asked by pcelovebritx 1 in Movies

I'll take in some Chuck tonight.

2007-11-26 09:37:39 · 52 answers · asked by King of Biscuits 6 in Polls & Surveys

3 for me so far... I hate having ghost questions!!! They weren't even bad or worthy of any VN's!!

2007-11-26 09:37:29 · 15 answers · asked by Miss T 7 in Polls & Surveys

The 12 Days After Xmas!



The first day after Christmas,
My true love and I had a fight,
And so I chopped the pear tree down,
And burnt it, just for spite
Then with a single cartridge,
I shot that blasted partridge,
My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.
The second day after Christmas,
I pulled on the old rubber gloves,
And very gently wrung the necks,
Of both the turtle doves,
My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.
On the third day after Christmas,
My mother caught the croup,
I had to use the three French hens,
To make some chicken soup,
The four calling birds were a big mistake,
For their language was obscene,
The five golden rings were completely fake,
and turned my fingers green.
The sixth day after Christmas,
The six laying geese wouldn't lay
So I sent the whole darn gaggle to the,
A.S.P.C.A.
On the seventh day, what a mess I found,
The seven swans-a-swimming all had drowned,
(I think there's a "my true love gave to me" in here somewhere)
The eighth day after Christmas,
Before they could suspect,
I bundled up the,
Eight maids-a-milking,
Nine ladies dancing,
Ten lords-a-leaping,
Eleven pipers piping,
Twelve drummers drumming - well, actually I kept one of the drummers -
And sent them back collect
I wrote my true love,
"We are through, love!",
And I said in so many words,
"Furthermore your Christmas gifts were for the
(Soprani) Birds!"
(Everyone else) Four calling birds,,
Three French hens,,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!"

2007-11-26 09:37:17 · 4 answers · asked by sweetpea 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-26 09:36:23 · 5 answers · asked by jazigurl33 1 in Celebrities

as long nobody got hurt or killed..i think it be cool..

2007-11-26 09:35:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 09:35:38 · 13 answers · asked by New York Chic 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 09:34:42 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Like what do you do to catch it?
(eg: walking under a ladder)
Give me a list of 10 and you get best answer
Also show your evidence
(eg: wikipedia.com/w.e)

2007-11-26 09:33:48 · 18 answers · asked by KingMC93 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 09:32:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

2007-11-26 09:32:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 09:32:09 · 45 answers · asked by tulip 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 09:31:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I already play Drums and Bass Guitar. Im looking for something a bit new. I was thinking about becomeing a Keyboardist and Bassist for my mates band.

Which TWO should i take.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piano
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organ_%28music%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harpsichord
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accordion

2007-11-26 09:31:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 09:30:18 · 3 answers · asked by Isabel N 1 in Celebrities

2007-11-26 09:29:54 · 7 answers · asked by I am T-bag's b itch 6 in Polls & Surveys

I drew a picture with ketchup, it had a llama stapling a peice of paper to another peice of paper. Pretty snazzy stuff.

2007-11-26 09:29:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok theres a 5 dollor bill laying on the grond who picks it up?
A. the dume blond
B.the smart blond
C.santa cluse
D.superr man

2007-11-26 09:28:14 · 10 answers · asked by chelsi h 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Here’s how my conversation goes with my dog Muggsy…
Who wants to go for a walk? (BAM! A cold wet nose to the crotch followed by lots of wiggling and tail wagging)

Once we’re out walking…
Mugs come here! No, don’t eat that! Get over here! Spit that out! No, that’s not food! Spit that out! No, don’t lick me! Stop it! Here go chase your ball. You need to drop the ball so I can throw it again. Drop it! No, get over here! Drop the ball! Fine then keep it!

2007-11-26 09:28:05 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Which are the best magazines for an outgoing 13 year old?I love fashion, celebrities and gossip.Fashion is a must, too!
Some choices are teenmag, j-14!!, seventeen popstar, etc.any other choices?lets say you were getting a subscription for christmas, which one would you pick??

2007-11-26 09:27:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

2007-11-26 09:27:26 · 6 answers · asked by Legendary 2 in Celebrities

I am currently wearing a pair of dark blue glittery Adidas with silver stripes. hehe :o) I have had these bad boys since the 10th grade!! Wow... that's really way too long to own a pair of shoes.

2007-11-26 09:26:57 · 43 answers · asked by Linz VT•AM 4 in Polls & Surveys

to the end of a rainbow....?

2007-11-26 09:26:30 · 30 answers · asked by ¸.•*´`*•.¸ ℓανєη∂єr ¸.•*´`*•.¸ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 09:25:55 · 2 answers · asked by chloe♥ 1 in Celebrities

I can't :)

2007-11-26 09:25:43 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 09:25:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

take me back...."

2007-11-26 09:23:57 · 6 answers · asked by highrollerkirk 1 in Other - Music