Here’s how my conversation goes with my dog Muggsy…
Who wants to go for a walk? (BAM! A cold wet nose to the crotch followed by lots of wiggling and tail wagging)
Once we’re out walking…
Mugs come here! No, don’t eat that! Get over here! Spit that out! No, that’s not food! Spit that out! No, don’t lick me! Stop it! Here go chase your ball. You need to drop the ball so I can throw it again. Drop it! No, get over here! Drop the ball! Fine then keep it!
2007-11-26 09:28:05 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My German Shepard puts his nose in my face at 6 am, and says BOOF! so I say go poopy!? HE SAYS BOOF BOOF BOOF!!!!! so I run to the back door and let him out and scream at him to not jump the fence to go see Precious next door. Couple hours later he comes back, and I ask him, " How's Precious?" He says, "BOOF". So I guess shes fine.
2007-11-26 09:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Me: Toby? You wanna go for a walk?
Toby: Oh yeah! I'm a GREAT DOG--I'm a goooood boy! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! (Gets so excited he jumps up to bite my hands, legs, butt)
Here is where the dog whisperer says to wait until the dog is calm--three days later we're still standing there and my fingers are bloody stumps, my pants are all ripped up. I've got the dog on his back and I'm pinching his neck and foam is flying from his mouth and he's in a total frenzy.
2007-11-26 10:01:58 · answer #2 · answered by Valkyrie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats awesome,i dont take my dogs for walks(we dont have a good/safe neighbourhood)but they have a good size yard.as i have 5 il tell you about Jilli my foxy at breakfast/making school lunches,she is under my feet constantly,waiting for a tidbit-so i say jilli move,come on jilli no,your fat enuf,out of the way now,gd girl.When you die jilli and come back as a human you will know your way around the kitchen so you will be a gd mum or a fat kid.Then they all come sit with my boys+ for toast crusts.And its my puppys witching hour so its crazy.cheers 3:O)
2007-11-26 09:37:11 · answer #3 · answered by shrebee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Muddy! You gotta go peepeedingding? K lets gooooooo!
He is a Muddy man, he'll poop when he can! --but i sing that one
You want a big treeety weeeety?? Ok just cuz yer so damm cute!
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH look at sleeping beauty! he had a hard day of napping, so he needs to sleep it off!
Wanna go for a walk??
I'm walking you dammit, yer not walking ME!!!
Quit pullin!
Ohhh, who was a good boy on his walk? Muddy! Yaaaaay! Now go take a nap!
The voodoo man the voodoo man doin his dance as fast as he can, the voodoo man the voodooo man doin his dance as fast as he can, the voodoo man the voodoo man, doin his dance as fast as he can!!
OOOOOOOHHHHHHH look who decided to wake up!
He a good boy!
I love you my Muddy! yes i dooooooooooo!
Don't lick me! you were just licking your flatsac!
Go make out with yer wiener somewhere else!!
2007-11-26 09:38:48 · answer #4 · answered by mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hi Tucker! Hi Tucky. Boo Boo wanna go for a walk? A walk? Aren't you cute! Yes you are!
2007-11-26 09:36:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"You sorry f***ing waste of fur! I'm tired of chasing you off the table, the counter, & everywhere else you don't belong! Since the squirt-gun doesn't teach you anything, let's try the broom! (I guess that's why I don't allow cats indoors anymore.)
2007-11-26 10:05:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nala!!! Oy oy oy!! My cute poopy (DONT ASK WHY)!! Helloooo!! Helloooooo!! Hii! Yes, yes, yes, NO! No jumping! Nala! Don't jump!
Oh EEEWWW!! Daddy shes all licky today...
Nala NO stop licking me!!
A LITTLE BIT LATER:
Hello again poopy!! Hii yes yes waggy tail! Nala's a happy doggy! Yes she is!!
...
you want a cookie?
yes?
yeah?
come!
ok, good girl, go away,
sit,
good!
lie down...
no, no, lie DOWN!!
kay, good girl!
now...high five!!
yeah!
now...
Dance!! Dance, dance, dance, come on!! Nala, DANCE!!
goood girll =]
2007-11-26 09:35:23 · answer #7 · answered by umdee_umdeex 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cats have the own agendas We more often lose than win they remind me of myself >>>>>>>>>>>>STUBBORN
2007-11-26 11:11:38 · answer #8 · answered by Andrew M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my pets are in a tank..which i think upsets them anyway..i live at the lake but if i were to put them there...they would be saying to each other.."see, I told you...no class...she put us in with the trout"...no class at all.
2007-11-27 04:42:50 · answer #9 · answered by hippiechick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, when i had my dogs, i talked to them as if i was talking to a person, they even listened much better!
2007-11-26 09:54:42 · answer #10 · answered by ~hip*hip*hurray~ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋