Top Five Elevator Fun!!!?

Question

These are some fun things to do in an Elevator...
1.Pretend you are a Flight Attendant and give safety procedures to other passengers.

2.Sit with a desk, pencil cup and a telephone in the elevator. When someone walks in, ask if they have an appointment.

3.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce " Ive got new socks on!"

5.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

If you give me enough stars Ill come back for Walmart fun stuff!

Answer 1

LOL ! number 3, got enough air hahahah

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Answer 2

I want to hear the walmart ones. Here are some of mine.

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other
passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up,
dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the
elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got
enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours
upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask
them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open
until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the
bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
"I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least eight people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not
now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say "Oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one
of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say: "Mmmm... tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see
wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away

Answer 3

well i have a simple answer . you see some elevators go to floors in the sequence in which the buttons are push. know what i mean is that let say that as soon as you went into the elevator someone in the 3rd floor push the button to call the elevator well instead of following your order for the 30th floor it went to the 3rd and well you probably didnt realize it well it maybe happen again when you went back the second time. that happened to me at a hotel and also at a movie theater. i ended up at a kitchen once. your not insane is just that we trust technology to much to the point that we cant accept that elevator, computers, iphones, gps, and all those good things do have glitches like everything else in the world hope this eases your mind

Answer 4

I prefer to stare at another passenger out of the corner of my eye, and then scream "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ONE OF THEM!!!"... while moving to the far corner of the elevator...

Answer 5

Good ones! Funny!

Answer 6

lol I like that, I also heard give everyone name tags, ask what floor they are going to then press the wrong button, one word FART, and some other ones

Answer 7

I love #2! That was funny! *star*

Answer 8

smart and cool ideas! lol. sad that i moved from my apartment. or i would have gone and tried these!

Answer 9

hahaha

Answer 10

# 2 WAS FUNNY!