A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no, I actually got kneesles'. She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says 'shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio'. She says 'you mean polio?'. He says 'no, I got toelio'. She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says 'don't tell me - smallcox'.

2007-11-26 11:16:35 · 5 answers · asked by Marci_Bby♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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How much brandy in the eggnog?

Do YOU use the same amount for relatives as you do for friends?

Have fun with it... :Dhic

2007-11-26 11:15:38 · 13 answers · asked by moontrikle 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think it's fair that Oprah's endorsing Obama?

Do you think it's fair that Oprah Winfrey is endorsing Obama for president since she obviously going to influence the voting? Do you think Oprah is overstepping her boundaries?

2007-11-26 11:15:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Do women find guys kissing a turn on?

2007-11-26 11:15:28 · 72 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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DR.SEUSS the cat in the hat what was this book really about????

hmmmmmmmmm makes ya really think.lmao

2007-11-26 11:14:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like surprises.....?

......or do you want to be told when something is going to happen????

2007-11-26 11:13:51 · 35 answers · asked by Louisiana Boy™ - Go Baylor! 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What jiggles, other than Jello?

2007-11-26 11:13:24 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can you name this person?

OK i write books and i have this charater i need to name this girl in my story

She has a bubbly personailty, A little shy, pretty, blonde, smart (genius smart), Creative, and Adventurously mechivious

2007-11-26 11:12:58 · 68 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Guys, do you think makeup is stupid?

2007-11-26 11:11:42 · 48 answers · asked by Random 3 in Polls & Surveys

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My Top Contributor badge is gone! What can I do to get over this heartbreaking loss?

2007-11-26 11:11:34 · 15 answers · asked by oh geez 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Who sings this song "I need you inside my world I cant go a day with out you"?

2007-11-26 11:11:11 · 2 answers · asked by Twizz2004 1 in Other - Music

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Whats the purpose of being a vegan???

2007-11-26 11:10:46 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Should MTV change it's name?

What to?

2007-11-26 11:10:38 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever been on a sleigh ride with horses?

2007-11-26 11:10:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Tell me....?

How many questions do you or can you answer in a day? Do you set a limit for yourself, or do you just keep plugging away? I can't seem to stop! Opinions!

2007-11-26 11:10:02 · 7 answers · asked by PURR GIRL TORI 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ranted yet today?

2007-11-26 11:09:59 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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seriously...the worst joke ever?

A medicore preparation joke
I was doing some experiments in the laboratory the other day.

I dipped a gazelle in some Nitric acid - it melted but nothing too exciting happened.

I sprinkled shrimps into Sulphur - they got burnt slightly, but it wasn't that spectacular.

I then dropped a Panda into some Ammonia - suddenly, there was pandemonium everywhere!

2007-11-26 11:09:41 · 8 answers · asked by Marci_Bby♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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Beyonce or Eva Mendes booty?

who booty you like better?..

both are shaped beautifully.

2007-11-26 11:09:17 · 9 answers · asked by Topless Everyday 3 in Polls & Surveys

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If the answer is "sometimes" What is the question??

2007-11-26 11:08:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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