A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no, I actually got kneesles'. She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says 'shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio'. She says 'you mean polio?'. He says 'no, I got toelio'. She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says 'don't tell me - smallcox'.
2007-11-26 11:16:35 · 5 answers · asked by Marci_Bby♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
New to me - ROFLMAO!!!!!
2007-11-26 11:34:50 · answer #1 · answered by Mera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-26 11:21:07 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
heard it, but still funny
was funnier the first 8 x my annoying brother-who-emailsmeallthesestupidjokesthataresometimesfunny
HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-26 11:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by opengirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!! I love it! Funny joke! *star*
2007-11-26 11:21:20 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-26 11:21:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋