Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2007

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size due to them having become too loose and too floppy. Out of embarrassment she insists that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found three roses placed neatly beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor " I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her that he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose had been from him " I felt sad because you had to go through all of this by yourself "
" The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me with the surgery and empathised with you because she has undergone the same procedure herself."
" And what about the third rose?" she asked.
" That's from the man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears"

2007-11-14 22:51:53 · 6 answers · asked by Toro 2013 ™ VG 7 in Jokes & Riddles

My current fave line from a song is from Profyle's "I Won't Cry":

"Coz I'm better off without you, and we both know that it's true."

2007-11-14 22:51:18 · 42 answers · asked by marcelino angelo (BUSY) 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 22:50:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so, would you buy their new cd coming out? Are they still cool?

http://music.yahoo.com/promo-22316283-homepage

2007-11-14 22:47:41 · 11 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable
bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in
the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead
soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety.


"Private, " the officer said, "I'm
recommending you for a medal.You risked your life to save
the locations of our secret warehouses."


"Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I
thought you said whorehouses!"

2007-11-14 22:46:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

In any particular order? Girl first? Boy First? All one gender?

2007-11-14 22:45:40 · 48 answers · asked by †ђ!ηK †αηK² 6 in Polls & Surveys

Old man laying in a hospital bed , wires every where , electrodes all over and an oxygen mask on

Young nurse walks it and the old man asks her a question , she walks out and gets the Sister .
Sister walks in and asks the man whty he upset the young nurse , the old man says i only asked her this question . He asks the Sister the same question , she looks shocked , lifts up his bed covers , grabs his b0ll0cks , yanks them high and says ' Do they look black to you ? ''

The old man screams and lifts off his oxygen mask and says

'' i asked if my test results were back , NOT if my testicles are black.................'

2007-11-14 22:45:08 · 8 answers · asked by Fr3dinbed 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-14 22:42:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There's a shy rocker dude at work who I've had a few good conversations with, but we don't know each other very well. In both dreams, I stopped breathing, and pretty much accepted that I was going to die, and then in both dreams, the guy from work saved my life... nothing sexual or anything like that. Would it be weird to tell him about it?

2007-11-14 22:42:29 · 8 answers · asked by Gina E 4 in Polls & Surveys

I need to know the exact title of the song that goes 'Somewhere across the sea........I'll go sailing.
Or something like that

2007-11-14 22:42:01 · 9 answers · asked by Suzanne 1 in Other - Music

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has
not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were
only yesterday. Her daughter is constantly calling her
and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know
anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama!
I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and
after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend
in posh hotel. And we know what that meant. Their first night there she undresses as he does. There
she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He
in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks, "Why the black
panties?" She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is
yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following
night the same scenario. She's standing there with
the black panties on and he is in his birthday suit....

2007-11-14 22:41:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

...is today a 'slow news' day?...

2007-11-14 22:40:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

anything?=)

thanx~

2007-11-14 22:38:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I haven't been to a theatre in months... spilled popcorn and soda, $4.99 soda :\, people that won't shut up during the movie or are smacking gum, noisy kids, people talking on their cell phones, Bob's fat head blocking your view, the plethora of commercials before the movie begins and theatre clerks begging for money for god knows what charity.. It's ridiculous.

Watching a movie on DVD with the comfort your couch and a few of your friends over is much more preferable

2007-11-14 22:37:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

After looking for love in all the wrong places, a man returns
from the Middle East and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and
is immediately rushed to the Hospital to undergo tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital. No one is around but the phone by his bed. and it rings. "This is your doctor. We've had the results back
from your tests and we've found you have an extremely contagious and nasty STD called
'G.A.S.H.' It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!"
"Oh, my gosh, " cried the man, "What are
you going to do, doctor?" "Well, we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas,
pancakes, and pita bread." "Will that cure me???" asked the man. The doctor replied, "Well no, but....they're
the only foods we can get under the door."

2007-11-14 22:35:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

1. a Church
2. Las Vegas
3. in an elevator
4. at a prison
5. produce section of a grocery store
6. a music concert
7. a ferry boat
8. a candlelit dinner for two
9. a friends wedding
10. at a funeral
More than one answer is cool ...=)

thanx~

2007-11-14 22:34:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's often such a routine. I wonder if we give them their just due. And reward them for helping us through the rough times. While only wanting to share some of the good times.

To all Pet Owners!! I Slaute you!!

And God Bless each and every one of you!!

2007-11-14 22:34:27 · 5 answers · asked by Nunya Bidniss 7 in Polls & Surveys

A lot of the shows they write for are awful or bad such as "The Tonight Show", "Ugly Betty", "The Women's Murder Club". Agree? Disagree?

2007-11-14 22:33:45 · 6 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 22:32:40 · 21 answers · asked by Katniss 2 in Polls & Surveys

....people on here that try and make wiseass remarks about spelling and points!?

2007-11-14 22:31:30 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 22:29:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mrs. Jones' kitty isn't feeling well , a bad case of constipation. She takes it to the vet, who gives her a new kind of laxative. "Give her about four teaspoons of this, and she'll be better in no time."


Mrs. Jones' does as she's told and returns a week later. The vet asks, "How's your calf?"
"I don't have a calf. It was my cat who wasn't
feeling well." "Well, how's your cat doing?"


"I'm not sure. The last time I saw her, she was heading toward the north end of town with ten other cats. Five were digging, three were covering, and two were scouting for new territory."

2007-11-14 22:29:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear
to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing
there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked
the host. "A premature ejaculation, " said the man.
"I just came in my pants!"

2007-11-14 22:28:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-14 22:26:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. tar & feather them
2. duct tape them to a wall
3. prison time
4. 24 hrs. with your Mother In Law
5. toss them into a vat of battery acid
6. make them wear shoes 3 sizes too small for 24 hrs.
7. make them bald,shave their head
8. hang them from the top of a flag pole
9. send them to the Dr. Phil house
10. stuff a sausage up their butt (rear end,in case that gets bleeped)
More than one answer is cool..=)

thanx~

2007-11-14 22:26:49 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You were watching an XRATED Movie and the next scene you found out your mother was the star taking on a group of men?

2007-11-14 22:26:42 · 10 answers · asked by Music Is The World 2 in Polls & Surveys

Mine are:
1. Naruto
2. Zetsu
3. Kisame
4. Kakashi
5. Kiba

2007-11-14 22:21:05 · 24 answers · asked by Matt 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-11-14 22:20:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions
at the entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6
floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights.
You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up
to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the
building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and
are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with the Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A
Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the
6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
just across the street

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

(The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.)

2007-11-14 22:20:41 · 11 answers · asked by Fr3dinbed 6 in Jokes & Riddles

any1 know the song.

2007-11-14 22:20:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music