Mrs. Jones' kitty isn't feeling well , a bad case of constipation. She takes it to the vet, who gives her a new kind of laxative. "Give her about four teaspoons of this, and she'll be better in no time."
Mrs. Jones' does as she's told and returns a week later. The vet asks, "How's your calf?"
"I don't have a calf. It was my cat who wasn't
feeling well." "Well, how's your cat doing?"
"I'm not sure. The last time I saw her, she was heading toward the north end of town with ten other cats. Five were digging, three were covering, and two were scouting for new territory."
2007-11-14 22:29:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 22:31:19 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not adding up...
She took the cat to the vet and he accidentally prescribed a laxitive for a calf... while looking right at the cat????
And somehow he thinks she had a calf again on her return visit... when he was looking right at the cat a week before when he prescribed the medication??? Why would he think that?... twice now for no reason at all???
You must have told it wrong...
2007-11-14 22:37:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Kitty is on the move in more ways than one! So, what's the question?
2007-11-14 22:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by quisp007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol.
2007-11-15 03:37:46 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
very cool
nice and good
2007-11-14 22:37:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-11-15 07:00:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha feline problems lol
2007-11-14 23:18:31 · answer #7 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats good
2007-11-14 22:36:45 · answer #8 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the pooh thing .lol
2007-11-14 22:31:48 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-14 22:35:10 · answer #10 · answered by mimi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋