Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2007

2007-11-14 22:20:36 · 23 answers · asked by Pringles 3 in Polls & Surveys

A couple had been married for many years, and their son was
old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to
dinner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice
and couldn't wait for the wedding. However, the father
was upset and, eventually, the boy asked, "Dad, why
don't you seem happy with her? Mom likes her a lot."



The father explained, "No son, there's nothing
wrong with the girl. It's just that I cheated on your
mother a long time ago, and the girl you've been dating
is my daughter by that woman."


So the boy dumped her and found himself another girl. Again,
he brought her home to the mother's delight, but the
father again told him that this girl was actually his half-sister.
The boy lost his temper and told his mother what his father
had said.


Furious, the mother shouted, "Don't listen
to him, sweetheart! He isn't even your father!"

2007-11-14 22:19:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Have you ever been caught up in a moment and revealed more than you should have?
Peace.

2007-11-14 22:19:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

People Magazine has named just named him for 2007! Opinions?

http://www.people.com/people/package/0,,20154290,00.html

2007-11-14 22:19:21 · 14 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Q: What did Santa says when he met 'Destiny's Child' ?


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2007-11-14 22:15:02 · 6 answers · asked by david d 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Dear Bert.....

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off
for work, leaving my husband in the house watching
the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few
hundred yards down the road when my engine conked
out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back
home to get my husband's help.

When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was
parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in
my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing
my makeup. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have
been married for twelve years. When I confronted
him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my
lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear.
But when I asked him about the make up, he broke
own and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes
for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave
him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he
says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
worthless.

2007-11-14 22:14:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I love the war one! "So that poor old ostrich died for nothing?!" Haha! Love it!

2007-11-14 22:14:01 · 31 answers · asked by ? 4 in Comedy

2007-11-14 22:13:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which do you prefer? Have you ever hit the jackpot? Which has the best buffets?

2007-11-14 22:12:58 · 6 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 22:12:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is your favorite casino game?

2007-11-14 22:11:38 · 16 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

I wear a 9.
Peace.

2007-11-14 22:10:46 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One evening a husband ,thinking he was being funny, said to his
wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim fast
may be it would take a few inches off your butt"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't
let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of
his draw. " What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a
little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out .

"April" he hollered into the bathroom " why did you put Talcum
powder in my under wear

She replied with a snicker " It's not Talcum powder ..... it's
Miracle grow .

2007-11-14 22:10:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i need proper examples of rascism in films for a college presentation i'm doing

2007-11-14 22:09:36 · 51 answers · asked by poppunkforlife 1 in Movies

there were ten mentally challenged men and a doctor.

Ther doctor draws a door on the wall with a chalk.
And he says to them,"anyone who can open that door gets to go home".
All the nine guys try to open the door for over an hour,the tenth guy on the other hand,is standing next to the doctor is laughing his head off.
doctor,"what is so funny".
Patient," don't you think all those guys are crazy?.I saw what you did."
Doctor impressed gives the patient the release papers to sign after he has signed them the doctor asks the patient,"so tell me why do you think they are crazy?"
Patient,"how do you expect me to leave when you have the key to the door YOU LOCKED?"

2007-11-14 22:09:03 · 4 answers · asked by ms avarage 2 in Jokes & Riddles

If you deducted two glasses of water from your daily intake of water for every coffee or tea you have each day, then take out another 12 glasses of water for every can of soda or soft drink you have?? ........ how much water are you actually drinking each day?? ha, that's a tad scary isn't it??

CHEERS
♥

2007-11-14 22:07:45 · 2 answers · asked by Minx 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 22:07:04 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 22:06:19 · 21 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Polls & Surveys

yeah...just like that..
in...and out....in and out...just a lil bit more...
almost!...okey...just make sure it went out...
yeay!...you finally know how to sew by hand..

2007-11-14 22:05:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 22:04:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

And so the Christmas season begins......

2007-11-14 22:04:23 · 19 answers · asked by Jim 7 in Jokes & Riddles

i need to take her some place new n fun, she 20 on monday

2007-11-14 22:04:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Faces look ugly when you´re alone?
Streets are uneven when you´re down!
When you´re strange no one remembers you´re name, when you´re strange!

2007-11-14 22:03:51 · 16 answers · asked by Smelly Cat 6 in Polls & Surveys

when you run out of TP and the closest things to you are a french poodle and your favorite T shirt?

decisions decisions........

2007-11-14 22:03:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk
ahead of
me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
2. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to
steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
3. Sex is like air-it's not important unless you aren't
getting any.
4. No one is listening until you fart.
5. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a
couple of car payments.
6. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in
their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away,
and you have their shoes.
7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
8. Give a man a fish, and he
will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
9. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,
it was worth it.
10. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of
that comes from bad judgment.

2007-11-14 22:03:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-14 22:02:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i told you to wake me up when september ends??..
aaww man...

2007-11-14 22:00:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

About 5 minutes ago!

2007-11-14 22:00:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

they blame it on the drink?

2007-11-14 21:57:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

jim & his mum,dad went out in rain on their holiday but onlyntwo of them got their hair wet.why????????

2007-11-14 21:57:51 · 12 answers · asked by muskaan 4 in Jokes & Riddles