Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And so the Christmas season begins......
2007-11-14 22:04:23 · 19 answers · asked by Jim 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks love for a much needed laugh....pmsl.....starred
2007-11-15 19:16:05 · answer #1 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LIKE IT:-
Three wise men were following a star one night and it stopped over a stable.
Intrigued they went in, the first two saw a lady tending a baby in a manger. The third, who was quite a bit taller than the first two banged his head on the door frame and yelled "Jesus Christ" in great pain.
The lady slowly looked up at him and said, "That's a good name, I was going to call him Fred"
2007-11-15 00:42:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-11-14 22:13:56 · answer #3 · answered by david d 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 22:09:08 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha Jim, brilliant lol
2007-11-14 22:07:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha good one.
2007-11-14 22:11:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aye, quite good.
2007-11-14 22:09:39 · answer #7 · answered by marm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA GOOD ONE HERES A STAR!
2007-11-14 22:09:36 · answer #8 · answered by mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha like it
2007-11-15 04:00:00 · answer #9 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good! have a star!
2007-11-14 22:11:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was her surname Singers .lol
2007-11-14 22:18:43 · answer #11 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋