One evening a husband ,thinking he was being funny, said to his
wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim fast
may be it would take a few inches off your butt"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't
let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of
his draw. " What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a
little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out .
"April" he hollered into the bathroom " why did you put Talcum
powder in my under wear
She replied with a snicker " It's not Talcum powder ..... it's
Miracle grow .
2007-11-14
22:10:34
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