Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2007

Subject: Sick leave.

> I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not

> allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he

> would

> tell me to take a few days off.

>

> So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker

> (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was

> pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY"

> and give

> me a few days off.

>

> A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are

> you doing?"

> I told him I was a light bulb.

>

> He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a

> couple of days".

> I jumped down and walked out of the office.

>

> When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "...And

> where do you think you're going?"

>

> (You're gonna love this.....)

>

> She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."

2007-11-14 20:26:14 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Zeppelin or Britney?

Who do you think is better?

2007-11-14 20:25:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which one(s) do you believe in?

a. Bad Things Happen To Good People
b. Nice Guys Finish Last
c. Good Things Come To Those Who Wait
d. All Good Things Come To An End
e. What Comes Around Goes Around
f. Revenge Is Best In A Dish Served Cold
g. Let God Sort Them Out
h. Aliens Live Among Us
i. Santa Clause Is Real
j. Men In Black is Based on a True Story

2007-11-14 20:25:29 · 29 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Who took your breath away...?

2007-11-14 20:25:00 · 33 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What planet are you from?

2007-11-14 20:24:39 · 41 answers · asked by jayjay 3 in Polls & Surveys

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what are some things that scare you in movies?

for an english project i need some things from movies that would scare the audience or make suspense,

like when the character is looking in a mirror, you see something there, they turns around and theres nothing there...

2007-11-14 20:24:20 · 8 answers · asked by Bondi Boy 53 2 in Movies

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Are you hungry for love?

I'm starving!!!

2007-11-14 20:23:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which animal (or bird etc) represents your personality ?

Like for me it is a pig ! for my girlfriend it is a butterfly

2007-11-14 20:21:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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pro singing is only for talented?

i am 16 years old im not talented in singing but i try to practice i notice an improvement in my singing but i want to sing like a pro do you think i can make it give me tips. thank you for youranswers

2007-11-14 20:21:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singing

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Do you know anyone who is...?

SKINCANDESCENT?

2007-11-14 20:20:42 · 21 answers · asked by rockman 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you get a lot of compliments?

What was the best?

2007-11-14 20:20:28 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's your fondest memory?

2007-11-14 20:19:08 · 25 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

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have You Ever Been To A Shooting Range?

if yes, what gun(s) did you use?

2007-11-14 20:16:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever been insulted on line......?

2007-11-14 20:16:17 · 54 answers · asked by Heartbreak kid 5 in Polls & Surveys

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A YES or NO poll; Do you shave?

2007-11-14 20:14:26 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If your AVATAR had a Psychological Disorder What would it be?

Do i look PARANOID in this shot? :))

2007-11-14 20:14:07 · 33 answers · asked by NoxecA 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Brake Check?

A man in his 40s was very happy to be married to a stunning blonde in her twenties. So happy, in fact, he found it hard to contain himself during sexy and would often orgasm too early and leave her dissatisfied. Saddened at his inability to please his wife, he turned to a closwe friend for help.

"As you know," the friend told him, "my wife and I have a very happy sex life. Everyday after work, she greets me at the door naked. On the way home from work, I mastrubate. You know, to get the first one out the way. The second one always lasts much longer."

Eager to try his friends approach, the man starts jerking himself, but had difficulty keeping his car on the road. He pulled over and layed down next to the car to finish the deed.

Five minutes into his roadside, a police officer walks up to the man and asks what he might be doing.

"I'm checking my exhaust," the man replied.

"Well sir," said the cop, "you should check your brakes, too. Your car rolled away 5 mins ago

2007-11-14 20:14:05 · 5 answers · asked by Sincere Lee 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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if you can go back 10 years from now, do you want it??

well i dont want i am satisfied wit what ever had happen, how about you??

-cheers-

2007-11-14 20:13:03 · 16 answers · asked by You think you know me? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Inheritance joke?

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

2007-11-14 20:12:19 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles