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2007-11-17 23:59:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
The Scotland Video
Passing by a video shop one day, a Scotland supporter's attention is caught by a poster in the window with the following advertisement:
For Sale: Scotland Video, The Glory Season, Price £200.
The fan goes into the shop and talks to the man behind the counter.
'I might be interested in a copy of this Scotland video,' he says, 'But it's an awful price. How come it's so dear?'
The shop assistant shrugs and explains,
'Well it's ten quid for the videotape, and £190 for a Betamax player.'
2007-11-17 23:58:52 · 8 answers · asked by ? 4 in Jokes & Riddles
2007-11-17 23:58:20 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
2007-11-17 23:55:50 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
Do u now who killed Soluja boy.In the song????????????????
2007-11-17 23:53:31 · 10 answers · asked by Winta A 2 in Comics & Animation
Did you know kissing is healthy
Bananas are good for cramps
It's good to cry
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
Lying is actually unhealthy
Only apply mascara to your top lashes
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
Its impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed!
(If you are not thinking about it)
89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
Chocolate will make you feel better! (heck yes it will)
Most boys think its cute when you say the wrong thing.
A GOOD FRIEND NEVER JUDGES.
A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that u have any ...
Boys aren't worth your tears
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We ALL love surprises!!
Now.... make a wish!
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2007-11-17 23:50:34 · 39 answers · asked by Hey It's Kayyy 5 in Polls & Surveys
They still had the receipts!
2007-11-17 23:50:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
20 kgs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in year 9.
Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Pepper spray will do that to you .
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What's the difference between an Australian zoo and a English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
along with... 'a recipe..'
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... Word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA
fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****...'
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
2007-11-17 23:50:04 · 24 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Jokes & Riddles
How many of you just touched you cheeks?
2007-11-17 23:49:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
If you to had to name your first name after a kind of tree and your last name after a kind of animal ,what would your name be?
2007-11-17 23:48:20 · 18 answers · asked by April 5 in Jokes & Riddles
This is the description:
Someone who sets up these machines to catch cell phone signals within 2km and send them to the next phone because the phones cannot catch the signals themselves.
What would I call this job? What would I call this person? Please help.
2007-11-17 23:47:57 · 5 answers · asked by Friends_with_Buttercup! 2 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 23:45:05 · 10 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 23:44:47 · 22 answers · asked by ♥The Forgotten Angel♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 23:39:58 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
It happened to me once in church and I almost can't believe all the things they write about me... Really funny though...
Kindly ignore me if this is a silly question, thank you and enjoy answering... ^_^
2007-11-17 23:37:31 · 16 answers · asked by FloralLover 6 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 23:32:01 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 23:29:11 · 19 answers · asked by ♥The Forgotten Angel♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 23:29:08 · 10 answers · asked by emotionally_constipated 2 in Other - Music
2007-11-17 23:28:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation
Mine is Joelinda
2007-11-17 23:27:34 · 28 answers · asked by Joelinda Bob 2 in Polls & Surveys
Only 4 please,Thank You*
2007-11-17 23:26:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 23:24:33 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 23:24:32 · 11 answers · asked by ♥The Forgotten Angel♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys
final exams
and im feeling nervous
wish me luck
2007-11-17 23:24:09 · 19 answers · asked by ~electra~ 4 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 23:22:48 · 5 answers · asked by Alethea 1 in Movies
say something really nice and u will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-17 23:21:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Thank You*
2007-11-17 23:21:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 23:18:25 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-17 23:17:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
My mate is a nurse and went for an interview at a massage parlour. She gorgeous lovely nice girl. Would you consider it to pay the bills?
2007-11-17 23:15:51 · 12 answers · asked by dollydagger 4 in Polls & Surveys
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