Entertainment & Music - 14 November 2007

Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and asks what she can do. The priest hands her a needle and tells her to prick him with it everytime he falls asleep.
The next week at church Barney falls asleep while the priest is talking and when the priest asks who is our savior? Wilma pokes him with the needle and he yells out JESUS!!Soon after that he goes back to sleep. The next question the priest asks is: Who is Jesus's Father? Wilma pokes him with the needle and Barney yells out GOD!!and goes back to sleep. The last question the priest asks is what did Eve say to Adam after he impregnated her for the 99th time? Wilma pricks him with the needle again and he yells:IF YOU POKE THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ****!!

2007-11-14 23:59:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Not just serious questions but the throwaway jokey ones too.

2007-11-14 23:58:16 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their
sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex
felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at
first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased
for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to
go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again
slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom
waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still
nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British
Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine,
flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found
the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven
days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.

2007-11-14 23:58:09 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Drink with my Tuna Pasta lunch?

A Beer Or a Glass of wine

2007-11-14 23:57:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

;O)

2007-11-14 23:57:05 · 27 answers · asked by pir8 6 in Polls & Surveys

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ''What is that?''

''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter.

So he ate them and said, ''These taste like sh*t.''

''See,'' said the other boy, ''you're getting smarter already.''

2007-11-14 23:55:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I think its the dolphin!

2007-11-14 23:55:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 23:53:49 · 13 answers · asked by rockman 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 23:52:54 · 18 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

From the smallest or oddest to big or beautiful. What do you always look forward to doing and always will?

2007-11-14 23:52:00 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

....not sad as in cheesy rubbish but sad as in it really makes the tears well up or gives you goosebumps. I'm in a sad song mood.

2007-11-14 23:49:13 · 44 answers · asked by ¸.•*´`*♥Kates ♥ Game11 ¸.•*´`*♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

spring is coming please ?

2007-11-14 23:47:56 · 14 answers · asked by Axiom 5 in Classical

2007-11-14 23:45:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do....
Peace.

2007-11-14 23:43:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 23:42:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 23:41:02 · 7 answers · asked by rockman 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 23:40:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 23:38:28 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 23:36:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

well its a horror movie and in the first part a spaceship come's with aliens to a house with a mom and a baby and the aliens try to take that baby. and the aliens were putting lights and the baby follow it but his mom refuse to let her baby follw the light
plz its an horror movie and this is just the begging i dont know what happens next.please tell me just the name of that movie.
best
ibrahim

2007-11-14 23:35:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

please put them in order of most annoying to least
1) Cliff Richard/Michael Ball bringing a new album out
2) Your family pretending to be nice to each other
3) Queues
4) Santa getting all the credit for getting the presents
5) The Queen's speech

2007-11-14 23:35:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like your car or whatnot..

2007-11-14 23:35:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Rate from 1-10 and what important lesson did you learn?

2007-11-14 23:34:43 · 2 answers · asked by achiever13 2 in Movies

I loved it as a kid, errrr well teenager!!LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFKTeZ-tSGU

2007-11-14 23:34:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Chocolate or sweets?

2007-11-14 23:33:43 · 30 answers · asked by Mystic Magic 5 in Polls & Surveys

just wondering

2007-11-14 23:31:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 23:31:10 · 29 answers · asked by Eye ♥Candy™ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 23:30:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just askin for fun...

2007-11-14 23:30:04 · 11 answers · asked by joyce21119 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 23:29:13 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys