A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their
sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex
felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at
first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased
for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to
go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again
slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom
waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still
nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British
Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine,
flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found
the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven
days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.
2007-11-14 23:58:09 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant, what a truely refreshing joke, and it has brightened up my day thankyou so much.
2007-11-15 00:03:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have another version:
Mother was anxious to know whether all her three daughters who married on the same day had sex on their first night. She suggested that in the following morning if they come and wish her "good morning", then she will understand that they had a nice time. Agreed. Next day morning, the eldest daughter came out of the bed room and wished her mother:"Good morning". Mother was happy. After sometime the second daughter came out and greeted her: "Good morning, good morning". Mother was doubly happy. Last came out the youngest daughter and said: "Mom, good morning, good morning till morning good morning"!
2007-11-15 03:16:52 · answer #2 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-15 00:02:41 · answer #3 · answered by GabbyGirl1127 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep thats a good 1
2007-11-15 00:02:14 · answer #4 · answered by MISSY G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 00:42:40 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha 10/10
2007-11-15 01:07:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good One!!!! There seems to be a competetion between you adult adult males right here!! each and every person is posting jokes!!! i think of PD is the criminal, he began it!!! yet i'm not complaining!!This comedian tale production facility is cool!!!! And on your language - "Mass production".....
2016-09-29 07:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww poor mama.. but soo funny. its like the movie "because i said so" !!!
if i were on my honeymoon i would write my husband names in big letter with excalmation marks. hahah
2007-11-15 00:21:09 · answer #8 · answered by jessie-poo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What if I send my mom a card saying "Pringles" ?
2007-11-15 00:05:50 · answer #9 · answered by matahari 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the best one i have read for a long time
2007-11-15 00:20:51 · answer #10 · answered by lennydiane 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋