Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma goes to the priest and asks what she can do. The priest hands her a needle and tells her to prick him with it everytime he falls asleep.
The next week at church Barney falls asleep while the priest is talking and when the priest asks who is our savior? Wilma pokes him with the needle and he yells out JESUS!!Soon after that he goes back to sleep. The next question the priest asks is: Who is Jesus's Father? Wilma pokes him with the needle and Barney yells out GOD!!and goes back to sleep. The last question the priest asks is what did Eve say to Adam after he impregnated her for the 99th time? Wilma pricks him with the needle again and he yells:IF YOU POKE THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ****!!
2007-11-14 23:59:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fan-tas-tic!
10/10
Have a star too lol
2007-11-15 00:53:24 · answer #1 · answered by cmcconnachie2000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The way I heard it after the service the priest congratulated Barney for having all the right answers.
2007-11-15 08:07:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 08:37:04 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another excellent joke. You brighten me day
2007-11-15 08:03:10 · answer #4 · answered by Heidi. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke
2007-11-15 08:03:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very intresting
good Joke keep it up
2007-11-15 08:22:38 · answer #6 · answered by Guru 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol, 10/10, *, excellent jokes.
2007-11-15 08:56:17 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 once again lol :)
2007-11-15 08:03:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one it made me laff
2007-11-15 08:16:55 · answer #9 · answered by lennydiane 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-15 11:56:27 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋