2007-11-14 23:40:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
WHO TOLD YOU??? 0.o
But actually, that's not the whole story......you see, when I was a little kid i was in the park with my brother and he dropped his ball down a manhole...so, your mother saw this and she and i went off to retrieve it. Unfortunately, the manhole was home to a crapload of zombies and math teachers. Thanks to your mom's bravery, we were able to fend them off and safely obtain my brother's ball.
Now that he is all grown up, he remembers your mother as a wonderful and beautiful person. However, he was afraid to tell anyone because he thought that their age difference would be controversial....so I set up this plan to capture your mother and forcibly wed her to my adoring little brother.
However, you have now successfully ruined either of their chances of living happilly ever after. Way to go.
2007-11-14 23:51:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
what kind of weirdie do you think I am?... "An Earth man Tragically in love With The Queen Alien Mother and her Delicate daughter, Way Out. Her his side of the story before he's vaporized on today's Jerry Springer at 2 PM"
I just wanted her to come down to the courthouse with me just in case you weren't old enough to file for the marriage license.
2007-11-19 07:38:59 · answer #2 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes... But then I saw her picture and decided that there's no way she will have anything to do with the likes of someone like me. Completely out of my league (Sigh)
2007-11-15 04:52:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, not elope...just grope.
2007-11-14 23:51:23 · answer #4 · answered by JOHNNY V 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ELOPE?i'm sleeping with her u idiot!!
2007-11-14 23:51:59 · answer #5 · answered by ojelarinaka 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you read that in the enquirer? lol
not true, lol
2007-11-14 23:49:02 · answer #6 · answered by Schrödinger the Cat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have, but the dog beat me up the stairs! :o)
2007-11-14 23:55:45 · answer #7 · answered by Grin Reaper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what SHE thinks. Nail 'em and leave 'em, that's me.
2007-11-15 04:21:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't believe what the headlines say
2007-11-14 23:45:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No,of course not !
It was your Grandmother !
2007-11-14 23:47:16 · answer #10 · answered by ytellu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋