Subject: Sick leave.
> I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
> allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he
> would
> tell me to take a few days off.
>
> So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker
> (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was
> pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY"
> and give
> me a few days off.
>
> A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
> you doing?"
> I told him I was a light bulb.
>
> He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
> couple of days".
> I jumped down and walked out of the office.
>
> When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "...And
> where do you think you're going?"
>
> (You're gonna love this.....)
>
> She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."
2007-11-14 20:26:14 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well i think that you should get a star for this well i would not of thought to do something like you did
2007-11-14 20:37:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, it's not really funny. But I must admit, it's a witty joke. So maybe I'd give you a "half" star. Too bad YA only has whole stars.
Btw, why does the co-worker have to be blonde?? That's kinda racist.. Tsk! Tsk!
Peace! :D
2007-11-14 20:31:28 · answer #2 · answered by geleebeans 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, it is funny enough for a star.That would be scary though, if a funeral van driver had a corpse tap him on the shoulder.
2016-05-23 06:05:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 22:36:27 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought the punchline was ... i am going home to help hang the light bulb in the ceiling ... hehe ... but the blonde's response is best .... *
2007-11-14 20:37:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA! thats funny "I cant work in the dark, Where did my light bulb go, Heres a star Hunni :)
2007-11-14 20:29:58 · answer #6 · answered by Michelle 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
an oldie goldie,funny and * . Wish we could redeem stars for .....beer for the boys or make up for the gals !!!
2007-11-14 20:57:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes this is funny enough to get a star.
2007-11-14 20:30:18 · answer #8 · answered by Von 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i give you astar becasaue like i like all hte great than signs it really helps a joke to know which side is greater and which side is the lesser HAW HAW i liaughed!
2007-11-14 20:51:17 · answer #9 · answered by niobiumboy 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very good! Five stars for this!
2007-11-14 20:29:03 · answer #10 · answered by MrRandomPerson 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋