When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
2007-11-14 20:12:19 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha, ha, ha, ha ,ha!
Thanks for the laugh!!
Nice Start to my day!!
Cheers!! Have a star!! *
2007-11-14 20:14:55 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-11-14 22:40:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
father and mother have been celebrating their thirtieth anniversary. They referred to as all the toddlers over to have a party. mom cooked all day. They ate and then the adult adult males sat around observing soccer. while they have been approximately to bypass away Dad observed that they had not delivered something for their mom. He referred to as all of them out to the storage and pronounced. "Boys, to tell the fact, your mom and me weren't in any respect married." They have been shocked. The oldest one pronounced, "which ability we are all ..." Pop interupeted and pronounced, "sure and robust low priced ones too."
2016-09-29 06:54:04 · answer #3 · answered by sedlay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooooooo *****.good 1
2007-11-14 22:43:46 · answer #4 · answered by mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why was i not at the bar when that man entered ... i will do the same as the beauty gal did ... he he ... nice laugh ...
2007-11-14 20:29:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!
That was actually funny.
Thanx for the laugh
2007-11-14 20:16:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
she marrys the father lol and gets the money
2007-11-14 20:15:24 · answer #7 · answered by sexy251326 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahaha,10, funny.
2007-11-14 21:24:18 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Almost didn't get it!
very funny joke, you are good,
made me laugh.
Shame man!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071115012614AAYP9Kx&pa=FYd1D2bwHTHwLb9nFeI8RoYUBb9P
2007-11-14 20:28:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha. evidently, the woman is smarter than him.
2007-11-14 20:17:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋