A man in his 40s was very happy to be married to a stunning blonde in her twenties. So happy, in fact, he found it hard to contain himself during sexy and would often orgasm too early and leave her dissatisfied. Saddened at his inability to please his wife, he turned to a closwe friend for help.
"As you know," the friend told him, "my wife and I have a very happy sex life. Everyday after work, she greets me at the door naked. On the way home from work, I mastrubate. You know, to get the first one out the way. The second one always lasts much longer."
Eager to try his friends approach, the man starts jerking himself, but had difficulty keeping his car on the road. He pulled over and layed down next to the car to finish the deed.
Five minutes into his roadside, a police officer walks up to the man and asks what he might be doing.
"I'm checking my exhaust," the man replied.
"Well sir," said the cop, "you should check your brakes, too. Your car rolled away 5 mins ago
2007-11-14 20:14:05 · 5 answers · asked by Sincere Lee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh My!
Thats was so funny, good stuff man,
very funny. I loved it.
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2007-11-14 20:34:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 22:41:30 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl!
2007-11-14 20:40:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,10, very funny.
2007-11-14 21:25:30 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! Great, uh question....
2007-11-14 20:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋