Dear Bert.....
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off
for work, leaving my husband in the house watching
the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few
hundred yards down the road when my engine conked
out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back
home to get my husband's help.
When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was
parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in
my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing
my makeup. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have
been married for twelve years. When I confronted
him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my
lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear.
But when I asked him about the make up, he broke
own and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes
for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave
him.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he
says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
worthless.
2007-11-14 22:14:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love him very much, but ever since I
gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly
distant.
I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can
you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Smith
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ADVICE FROM BERT:
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance
can be caused by a variety of faults with the
engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in
the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee
clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet
manifold. If none of these approaches solves the
problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is
faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the
carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.
Bert
2007-11-14 22:14:39 · update #1
GOOOD advise the but he forgot to tell to check the oil filter.
HA HA HA
STARRRR
I wasn't expecting that.
2007-11-14 22:31:21 · answer #1 · answered by ms avarage 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-11-15 07:16:37 · answer #2 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 06:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, that will keep a smile on my face all day.
2007-11-15 06:20:29 · answer #4 · answered by Mr_Longbough 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahaahahha
Can't stop laughing!!!
That's by far the best joke I ever heard!
10 star/5
2007-11-15 06:26:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
did you ever get the car started was it fan belt you could tie it up with his eee nylons
2007-11-15 06:28:46 · answer #6 · answered by bernie s 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like to read very funny and good..
2007-11-15 06:26:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
typical like it
2007-11-15 06:31:52 · answer #8 · answered by julz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha awesome again.*
2007-11-15 11:34:20 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-15 06:17:38 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋