A couple had been married for many years, and their son was
old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to
dinner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice
and couldn't wait for the wedding. However, the father
was upset and, eventually, the boy asked, "Dad, why
don't you seem happy with her? Mom likes her a lot."
The father explained, "No son, there's nothing
wrong with the girl. It's just that I cheated on your
mother a long time ago, and the girl you've been dating
is my daughter by that woman."
So the boy dumped her and found himself another girl. Again,
he brought her home to the mother's delight, but the
father again told him that this girl was actually his half-sister.
The boy lost his temper and told his mother what his father
had said.
Furious, the mother shouted, "Don't listen
to him, sweetheart! He isn't even your father!"
2007-11-14 22:19:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my; I should have seen that coming, but I didn't!
yes funny!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-14 22:28:37 · answer #1 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-15 06:22:15 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao as usual .Keep flowing.
Im still on level 1 and cant rate but you know ill give you 10.
2007-11-15 06:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by foxystorky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one man.
But now they are confusing the son.
2007-11-15 06:25:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I like it
2007-11-15 06:35:07 · answer #5 · answered by Marijo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah Fab love it
2007-11-15 06:29:43 · answer #6 · answered by julz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh!
2007-11-15 06:23:50 · answer #7 · answered by marm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2007-11-15 07:17:13 · answer #8 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats cool very funny..
2007-11-15 06:27:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that is brilliant.
2007-11-15 06:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋