Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has
not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were
only yesterday. Her daughter is constantly calling her
and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know
anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama!
I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and
after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend
in posh hotel. And we know what that meant. Their first night there she undresses as he does. There
she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He
in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks, "Why the black
panties?" She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is
yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following
night the same scenario. She's standing there with
the black panties on and he is in his birthday suit....
2007-11-14 22:41:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
except
that he has an erection on which he has a black condom. She looks at him and asks, "What's with this...a
black condom?" He replies, "I want to offer my condolences"
2007-11-14 22:42:02 · update #1
you nearly made me pi** myself with that one cheers:-)
2007-11-15 06:47:22 · answer #1 · answered by i love anne 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some people cry more because they are just plain nervous- sort of a reaction they can't help. I have been known to cry when I see other people crying (although I'm NOT one of those folks you mentioned above- but being at a memorial for someone I hardly knew might bring tears to my eyes just because of everyone else's grief). Otherwise, who knows? Maybe they do just like the attention. Over here (E Eur) I've been at funerals where they've hired professional mourners to wail and cry... but that's more their tradition... now that'll make you want to leave...
2016-05-23 06:14:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 22:44:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep em rolling honey
2007-11-14 22:48:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheeky humor.
2007-11-14 23:53:07 · answer #5 · answered by Traveller 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One!!
2007-11-14 23:37:30 · answer #6 · answered by hogan521 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You did it again, very funny stuff you have got here.
2007-11-14 22:59:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
i like to read it
very cool
2007-11-14 22:45:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol that is really funny cool
2007-11-14 22:45:57 · answer #9 · answered by kezza 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahaha
Like it*
2007-11-15 03:58:14 · answer #10 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋