The Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions
at the entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6
floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights.
You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up
to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the
building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and
are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with the Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A
Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the
6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
just across the street
The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
(The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.)
2007-11-14 22:20:41 · 11 answers · asked by Fr3dinbed 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny !!!! you make my day... thanks.
2007-11-14 22:29:37 · answer #1 · answered by Vannili 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-11-15 06:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by Marijo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAH very good indeed and to true we do tend to want more I hope you don't mind but have to tell my girlfriend's this one
very good one cheers for the giggle
2007-11-15 06:27:06 · answer #3 · answered by julz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad and true and funny! 100!
2007-11-15 06:28:10 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
very funny
2007-11-15 06:38:02 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
Who thinks these up?
2007-11-15 06:26:00 · answer #6 · answered by Jadore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very good
2007-11-15 06:24:40 · answer #7 · answered by mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true.
2007-11-15 06:25:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-15 06:32:25 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hha ha!
2007-11-15 06:29:54 · answer #10 · answered by Amy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!!!
2007-11-15 08:58:14 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋