A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size due to them having become too loose and too floppy. Out of embarrassment she insists that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found three roses placed neatly beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor " I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her that he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose had been from him " I felt sad because you had to go through all of this by yourself "
" The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me with the surgery and empathised with you because she has undergone the same procedure herself."
" And what about the third rose?" she asked.
" That's from the man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears"
2007-11-14 22:51:53 · 6 answers · asked by Toro 2013 ™ VG 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 22:55:57 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They keep him in a peaceful state-of-mind cuz he always hears the ocean.
2007-11-14 23:19:44 · answer #2 · answered by hogan521 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aaaah, queste sono proprio le barzellette che piacciono a me!
2007-11-15 01:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by Alessandra D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stai scrivendo per noi o per gli inglesi?
se ' cosi ha sbagliato sito
2007-11-15 01:06:07 · answer #4 · answered by beppe 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
im lazy 2 read finish. =X
2007-11-14 22:55:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
eeeeewwwwwwwww! LMFAO!!!!!
2007-11-14 23:48:40 · answer #6 · answered by genie3000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋