After looking for love in all the wrong places, a man returns
from the Middle East and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and
is immediately rushed to the Hospital to undergo tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital. No one is around but the phone by his bed. and it rings. "This is your doctor. We've had the results back
from your tests and we've found you have an extremely contagious and nasty STD called
'G.A.S.H.' It's a combination of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!"
"Oh, my gosh, " cried the man, "What are
you going to do, doctor?" "Well, we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas,
pancakes, and pita bread." "Will that cure me???" asked the man. The doctor replied, "Well no, but....they're
the only foods we can get under the door."
2007-11-14 22:35:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny
2007-11-15 06:59:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 22:37:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny 10
2007-11-14 22:38:25 · answer #3 · answered by mel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And again, funny man, i loved it!
2007-11-14 23:04:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow, thats funny. but really horrible, because the doctors are horribly undereducated. these diseases are spread by sexual contact, not breathing the same air. anyway...funny just the same!
2007-11-14 22:57:58 · answer #5 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
good, 10
2007-11-14 22:39:50 · answer #6 · answered by marm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God bless this man if he asked God to help him he will be helped
Oh plz God help him
2007-11-14 22:44:33 · answer #7 · answered by 7oda is searching for pure heart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's messed up.
2007-11-14 22:38:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about drinks?
2007-11-14 23:24:00 · answer #9 · answered by Tickle me emo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-14 22:39:44 · answer #10 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋