Entertainment & Music - 26 October 2007

He asked a question about the McCains so naturally I wanted to read it and give a brilliantly witty answer but I can't. I'm a big supporter of the Damns and unless I'm crazy, he's answered quite a few of my questions lately. I thought we was down, yo.

2007-10-26 05:01:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 05:01:19 · 11 answers · asked by dikesh069 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-26 05:01:04 · 12 answers · asked by BQ 6 in Polls & Surveys

What happened on DOND today\/ I just switched it on as it was finished and 10 million pounds was flashing on the playboard and everyone was clapping along to a scissor sisters song?

2007-10-26 05:00:34 · 5 answers · asked by Gravy 1 in Other - Television

but If you try to light the fireplace or a campfire, it takes alot more?

2007-10-26 05:00:34 · 17 answers · asked by Fabe 6 in Polls & Surveys

Who do you think will win the World Series?

2007-10-26 05:00:12 · 21 answers · asked by <3 3 in Polls & Surveys

They are already my contacts yet I still get these emails.

2007-10-26 04:59:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...

You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.

You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece.

Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.

Your family buys Alka Seltzer and Kaopectate in bulk.

When you barbecue, two of your kids hold water guns and the third stands ready by the phone with 911 on speed-dial.

Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every time they hear a fire truck siren.

The EPA insists that all your garbage cans be marked with biohazard symbols.

Your microwave display reads "TILT!"

Your two best recipes are meatloaf and apple pie, but your dinner guests can't tell which is which.

Your pie filling bubbles over and eats the enamel off the bottom of the oven.

You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.

Pest control companies keep pestering you for your recipes.

You make tuna noodle surprise and the surprise is that it glows in the dark and melts the silverware.

Your family prays AFTER they eat!

2007-10-26 04:58:26 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

We just need you nickname to write down that way we know who to let in. Hope to see ya their!

2007-10-26 04:57:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man is pulled over by the police for drink driving, the copper asks him to blow into the breathaliser. The man pulls a card out of his wallet which read "this man is an asthmatic, do not allow him to blow into a breathaliser signed dr smith".
The copper then asks to take him down to the police station for a blood test, again the man pulls a card out of his wallet which read " this man is a haemopheliac please do not draw blood from him".
By this time the copper was really pi*sed off, "right you funny bastsard I'll take you down the station for a urine sample" he said, again the man pulls a card out of his pocket which read " this man is a sunderland supporter please do not take the pi*s out of him".

2007-10-26 04:56:37 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try. I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer which were dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order.

"Just a minute!" I said. 'Those aren't fat free."

"Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes.... The fat is free!"

2007-10-26 04:56:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word “tragedy.” So, George W. asked the class for an example of a tragedy.

One boy stood up and said, “If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy.”

“No,” said Bush, “that would be an accident.”

A girl raised her hand and said, “If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone on board, that would be a tragedy.”

“I’m afraid not,” the President said. “That’s what we would call a Great Loss.”

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searched the room and asked, “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”

Finally, way in the back of the room, Johnny raised his hand, and in a quiet voice, he said, “If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, THAT would be a tragedy.”

“That’s right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?” asked the President.

“Well,” Johnny said, “because it wouldn’t be an accident and it sure as hell wouldn’t be a Great Loss…”

2007-10-26 04:56:17 · 10 answers · asked by **mum to a little miracle** 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-26 04:56:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When someone pretends to be more than they are can you spot it? I have been told my confidence and honesty is sexy. But I think its cause I know and own my limitations and I am content with working on them. Star me

2007-10-26 04:56:06 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

.. if you don't already that is.

2007-10-26 04:55:53 · 11 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

I have all nine x files box sets, plus a ton of single x files episodes on video. But seeing now many years on from buying them in video format I now have them all on DVD.
My question is are they really worth selling on Amazon/ebay.
Its either that or my first choice being give them all to charity. Your thoughts please.

2007-10-26 04:55:49 · 8 answers · asked by Kingdiana Jones 7 in Drama

you really should be doing something else?

2007-10-26 04:55:43 · 27 answers · asked by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 04:54:36 · 16 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

Some People Hate It

2007-10-26 04:53:32 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Why do people in checkout lines always_______________?

Fill in the blank with something cute, cute, cute......

2007-10-26 04:53:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am soooooo happy right now!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2007-10-26 04:53:06 · 32 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 04:52:59 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ HeNnEsSy ™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

If we were in high school would we be the preps, hoods, jocks, or what???

2007-10-26 04:52:22 · 19 answers · asked by Jenblossom 6 in Polls & Surveys

Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck or Elmer Fudd?

2007-10-26 04:51:29 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 04:51:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 04:49:44 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Once there were three boys sitting in the park, and a police officer came over to them, and told them they had to come with him to the court because there had been reports of something strange going on in the park.
So, when they got to the court, the judge asked the bailif to bring the first little boy in, and the judge asked him what he had seen. The little boy said "Well, sir, there were these two people, and they were ******". Judge said "Son, i dont' allow that kind of language in my court room, bailiff, take him out."

So, the judge called in the second little boy, and asked him what he had seen. Little boy said "Well, sir, there were these two people, and they were screwing." Judge again said "I don't allow that kind of language, take him out too."

2007-10-26 04:48:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles.
A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description. "Mother of six," he would say, "Get me a beer!" "Hey mother of six, what's for dinner tonight?" This type of situation persisted to a boiling point.
Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yelled out, "Hey mother of six, I think it's time to go!"
The wife seized the moment and shouted back, "I'll be right with you - father of four!"

2007-10-26 04:47:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-26 04:47:41 · 19 answers · asked by Jenblossom 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 04:47:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys