Entertainment & Music - 26 October 2007

not want to see as you walk in to your favorite strip club

2007-10-26 05:13:37 · 10 answers · asked by doggonehandsome 5 in Polls & Surveys

On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife sat down in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself.

"How romantic!" she thought.

Two-and-a-half hours later, she was still waiting for dinner to be served. She tiptoed to the kitchen and found it in a colossal mess.

Her harried husband, removing something indescribable from the smoking oven, saw her in the doorway. "Almost ready!" he vowed. "Sorry it took me so long -- I had to refill the pepper shaker."

"Why, honey, how long could that have taken you?"

"More'n an hour, I reckon. Wasn't easy stuffin' it through those dumb little holes."

2007-10-26 05:13:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-26 05:11:40 · 15 answers · asked by Silkie1 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 05:11:39 · 18 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Polls & Surveys

these are always fun.

2007-10-26 05:11:38 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 05:11:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 05:11:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Would you like to give them any message ?

Thanks for your kind response :-)

2007-10-26 05:11:02 · 27 answers · asked by ♪♥*B.B.K*♥♪ 7 in Polls & Surveys

1. World Without Love
2. Bird Dog
3. You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling
4. What Do You Want With Me?
5. I Got you Babe
6. I Wonder If I Care As Much

2007-10-26 05:10:51 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

shouldn't it be longer..who the hell uses just one square? lol..

2007-10-26 05:10:18 · 11 answers · asked by Fabe 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 05:09:49 · 24 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

Some opinions would be wonderful . Need much support!

2007-10-26 05:09:25 · 6 answers · asked by .:Ich.Bin.Eine.Engel:. 1 in Polls & Surveys

Has anybody noticed all the blondes comming onto the shows

Smallville- Super girl is here, and blonde
Supernatural- Rouge demon chick helping Sam is... Blonde
Bionic Woman- Super bad Blonde Chick on there
Chuck- WE have a ringer, with a super hightech, ultra-hot, kung-fo, secret agent girlfriend... whos blonde...

HAve you seen any blondes in the new series or new sesions?

2007-10-26 05:08:33 · 11 answers · asked by rednecked_blood 2 in Polls & Surveys

is making me howl.....arooooooo pant pant

what the?

2007-10-26 05:07:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Thanks for your kind response :-)

2007-10-26 05:07:47 · 24 answers · asked by ♪♥*B.B.K*♥♪ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 05:07:35 · 75 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

The illustrations were like a big painting with crayon-like oil sticks on screen. He'd draw about 4 for each story. I specifically remember a Rumpelstiltskin episode very
vividly, but can't remember the name of the show. I'm pretty sure it wasn't Reading Rainbow but something different. If anyone can help, much appeciated. I can't find it anywhere!

2007-10-26 05:07:34 · 2 answers · asked by Cassie B 2 in Other - Television

my old one was Miss reefa j....which one do you like the most?

2007-10-26 05:07:32 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i do

2007-10-26 05:06:49 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 05:06:27 · 15 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

there's a blond in the middle of a corn field rowing a boat when another blond drives by. seeing what the other blond is doing she gets out of her car and yells "its blonde's like you that give blonde's like me a bad name and if i could swim i would go out there and kick your ***"

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?A: Because it said "CONCENTRATE."

Johnny in school?A boy was in school and the teacher asks him, ''Bobby, what is round and red?'' Bobby says, ''A banana!'' The teacher says, ''No, Bobby, it's an apple, but at least I know that you were thinking.'' The teacher asks him again what is long and yellow and Bobby says, ''An apple!'' The teacher says, ''NoBobby, but at least you you were thinking.'' Bobby then looked down in his desk and asked the teacher, ''What is 4 inches long, yellow and has red on the tip?'' The teacher says, ''BOBBY!! Is that what I think it is? A penis?'' Bobby says, ''No, it's a match, but at least I know you were thinking"!!

2007-10-26 05:05:56 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-26 05:04:01 · 31 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 05:03:49 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

wife is in bed reading a book
husband comes into the room with a sheep under one arm and says "this is the pig I f**k when you've got a headache"
the wife says "I think you'll find that's a sheep"
the husband replies "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep"

2007-10-26 05:03:46 · 26 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

... alternatives?

2007-10-26 05:03:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

lol..here i go again...

2007-10-26 05:03:04 · 9 answers · asked by Fabe 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think werewolves are sexier. Just because they are wilder and the whole moon thing, I find super cool. Don't get me wrong, I like vamps too, but I think werwolves are better. FYI I love the Twilight series.

2007-10-26 05:02:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-26 05:02:47 · 37 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

Did anyone see this very emotional show today? Ron, whose daughter died in January had box No. 11 which happened to be her birthday. Not only that but it had £20,000 in it which he won. Divine intervention? Your thoughts please.....
The audience gave him a standing ovation and everyone, even Noel was crying.....

2007-10-26 05:02:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class. The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her ticket is not for first class. The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to California." The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will have to move. The blond says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to California."

The attendants tell the pilot. He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers something to the blond and she gets up immediately and moves out of first class. The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?" "I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to California."

2007-10-26 05:02:11 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles