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2007-10-26 05:11:38 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Whomever dropped all the thumbs downs, come on now.... WTF

2007-10-26 05:19:30 · update #1

51 answers

I think I can smell your box.

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My wife would die if she knew I was with you. I mean, you are her sister.

2007-10-26 05:14:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7 2

I had a guy tell me that he got a girl pregnant and was expecting in a few months. And that he'd been in jail. I couldnt go out with him again after that and he didnt understand why.

2007-10-26 06:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by Valkyrie 7 · 1 0

I love you SOOOO much. I really think our wedding should be high on the edge of a cliff. It'll be so beautiful and if there's even the slightest screw up with the ceremony, we can both jump hand in hand. That way we'll be together forever. Oh, I'm so happy you love me too.

2007-10-26 05:20:02 · answer #3 · answered by barchanon 3 · 4 1

I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but I do believe in being honest with you and establishing solid communications between us:

"I just escaped from a mental institution for the criminally insane, but not to worry, I'm cured"!

2007-10-26 05:18:03 · answer #4 · answered by libertybell 2 · 5 1

I have a shovel and a map of the local woods in my car

2007-10-26 06:11:39 · answer #5 · answered by tielzebob 2 · 1 0

You smell really bad.
My boyfriend smells better

OR

If you dont treat me right my daddy said he will chop your balls off

My mate said this to someonne
Didnt go down very well :]

2007-10-27 05:21:20 · answer #6 · answered by Hanarr x] 4 · 0 0

the worst thing to say on a first date is i love you, cos it might sound a bit rude.

2007-10-26 05:18:21 · answer #7 · answered by Debbie 2 · 2 1

I'm having a really great time, but I have to go meet my boy/girlfriend now, their shift at work is over.

2007-10-26 05:17:57 · answer #8 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 5 1

Wow. This is the first date I've had since they let me out.

2007-10-26 05:18:24 · answer #9 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 5 1

Telling them of your failed relationships with Scorpio Aries etc.
Yawn

2007-10-26 05:25:39 · answer #10 · answered by Elaine814 5 · 2 1

youre much better looking than my cell mate.
after three yrs of stalking you i never thought i'd get to go on a date with you.

2007-10-26 05:19:49 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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